EliteXC, Please, Make It Stop.

gary-shaw-kimbo-slice.jpgSo, EliteXC wants to be a player. They want to be the UFC. They want to be a premiere MMA organization. That’s fine. I’m all for more MMA org’s popping up. It’s good for the sport, as they say. And more importantly, good for the fighters. In comparison to boxing, MMA fighters are getting paid like they’re playing professional tiddlywinks–a few million a year, at the absolute top of the heap (Couture, Liddell, Ortiz), while Mayweather and the Golden Boy bring in $30 million a fight. More organizations means more money and negotiation space for the fighters. They don’t have to ’settle.’

So excellent, you are helping, EliteXC. And while there’s nothing wrong with you wanting to be on top, could you please make that yearning seem a little less desperate? Because right now, you are straight embarrassing yourselves.

First, there is your ridiculous production scheme. Did you really feel it necessary to upgrade the ‘ring girl’ concept by putting dancers on the ramp in between rounds? Sure they’re hot, but honestly during a three round fight, I want to see the corners of the fighters when they take their one minute break. Also, am I the only one who notices those girls are dancing completely out of sync? And don’t even get me started on Bill Goldberg. Literally the worst commentator in sports history. Read More »

Game 6 Of The 2008 NBA Finals Starts Right Now - Enjoy Celtics Dancers!

 

Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals begins in tonight (9PM EST) on ABC. The Celtics are heavy favorites, and in the event they win, you should be prepped to see the Celtics dances in all their glory bouncing around the court.

Candid pics of the Celtics Dancers partying off the court at Barstool Sports.  

The Laker Girls are Today’s Daily Snapshot

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In celebration of the ongoing NBA playoffs, some Laker Girls! What else you need to know?

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Leaked ‘Party Scene’ from American Pie: Beta House

American Pie: Beta House is available on DVD December 26. Here is a leaked scene from the movie where the guys of Beta House have a kegger and invite “school girl” dancers.

Subway Pole-ite Girls Strip on the Drop of a Dare

Cute, college-aged girls? Check.

$10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check.

YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought you would never ask:

The “Pole-ite” girls (real names Laura Lee Anderson, Jessica Wu, Marissa Lupp and Isis Masoud) gave bystanders quite the show earlier this year, dancing, stripping, grinding and gyrating around the grimiest of locations: the New York City subway system.

Needless to say, the fearless foursome won the $10,000 prize from DareJunkies.com.

The MTA isn’t very happy about the attention this dare has garnered. From UPI:

“The last thing we want is for anyone to turn our subways into roving burlesque stages for crude exhibitionists,” said NYC Transit spokesman Paul Fleuranges. “While the rules don’t specifically state lap or pole dancing–what is depicted here is disorderly conduct.”

I’m not sure what planet Mr. Fleuranges is from, but I don’t know any man, woman or child who would have a problem with a roving burlesque show free of charge. More importantly the dare was done all in good fun - and $10,000! Not much is better than cute girls with great personalities, wildly free of any inhibitions, dancing around for the enjoyment of the people. They deserve a Gentleman’s boner.

Some Call it “Tecktonik,” I Call it “Rave Revival”

When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.

Outside of a few cute girls gyrating all serpentine and slinky this sensation screams rave tents, ecstasy and pacifiers. B-boys or bust.

Watch Out for Late-Night Craigslist Hook Ups!

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Have a habit of looking for late-night ho’s on Craigslist? Well avoid that s**t like the plague because they are cracking down hard. You don’t wanna get busted “To Catch a Predator” style do you?

So far stings in Illinois, Seattle and NYC have netted over 200 “dancers” and customers and there will surely be more to follow.

Here are some links to catch you up on the situation:

US police target web hookers on Craigslist

Prostitutes go digital with Craigslist

Prostitution targeted on Craigslist

The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

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Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)

Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of stock at the local supermarket. (The Morning Call)

IBM is developing a chip no bigger than a speck of dust that can hold about 1,000 trillion bits of data. World domination is only months away! (Information Week)

Forbes releases top crop of the world’s most powerful women. Surprisingly, strippers were omitted from the list. (CNN)