Anne Hathaway and The Week That Was…Sept. 22nd-27th

In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Ghostbusters

It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie.  Growing up as a kid, the two cartoons that dominated my day were Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  As a child of the 80’s these were two of the best cartoons around.  But which cartoon was better?

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Friday, September 26th, 2008

Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday Sept. 26th

Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. We’ve got something special for you this time - instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Austin City Limits Festival Online

If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best festivals of the year.

College Football Week Five: Cheerleader Edition

If you are still high from Oregon State’s Jacquizz Rodgers schooling of the USC defense on Thursday, then it is time for the Saturday NCAA breakdown.

Check out College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition after the jump!

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!

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Thursday, September 25th, 2008

How to Impress your Dinner Date

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table.

Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

The USC Trojan Cheerleaders

Tonight, the USC Trojans will start their quest for their seventh conference title, opening their PAC-10 schedule against the Oregon State Beavers. And while were psyched about the game, of course what we’re really happy about is all the hot USC cheerleaders! We’ve put together a ton of photos of sexy spirit-peddlers to get you amped up for the game. But be careful, with all these hot student bodies to oogle, you might miss the game entirely.

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

David Blaine’s Dive of Death Gayness

I never thought it would happen on national, primetime TV - but David Blaine brought gay magic to a whole new level. I thought the President’s explanation of the financial crisis was gay enough for one night, WOW…was I wrong.

For those of you who missed it, he hung upside-down for 60 hours (occasionally getting down to piss and drink water) and then he jumped off of a 40 ft structure. When he was just about to hit, a helicopter with it’s lights off or something like that, carried him away.

The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index (New Pics!)

Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever - your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see.

Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.

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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

The Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest

Beer-lovers, rejoice! Oktoberfest 2008 has officially started and you know what that means - 16 solid days of beer, babes, boobs and brauts - basically the perfect recipe for anything in life worth doing. And the Germans know how to do them all better than anyone.

While the original Oktoberfest started in 1810 to celebrate the marriage of some royal dude to some royal chick, these days the Bavarian bash, which is held in Munich, Germany, honors what’s really important in life–busty babes drinking giant amounts of beer! All we can say is, if there is a Heaven, it’s probably a lot like Oktoberfest. Prost!

Four Reasons You Should Go To Croatia

Care to explore the gift of beauty that other nations across the globe have to offer? Can’t afford a plane ticket? Don’t let the gas price blues get you down - that’s why Al Gore invented the internet!

It’s week six of FHM’s World of Women and today we get to see the sweet side of Croatia.

Not only can you read up on cultural information like the best places to visit, what their food is like, and what will kill you, but they were nice enough to include four photo galleries of Croatian bombshells. As FHM says, “Who needs political stability when you’ve got some of the Earth’s finest females?”

If Croatia isn’t your cup of tea then you must be a eunuch feel free to check out the past FHM’s World Of Women that highlights Spain, Sweden, Portugal and Thailand.

12 Types of Beer Pong Players

With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home - college is all about diversity and nothing is more diverse than a game of beer pong on campus. On the other hand, off campus beer pong usually means townies and that usually results in broken beer bottle brawls. Hooray!

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Monday, September 22nd, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 15th-21st

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer.

So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

5 Theme Parties to Throw This Year

After completing four years of college, I have learned a few things. Some of these wonderful tidbits of knowledge will come in handy for my day job, others will be strictly for evening affairs. But it was those life experiences best lived and not studied that I “remember” most fondly - and of those the theme party takes the cake.  So here are my five favorite theme parties you should throw this year.

Sexy Superheroes & The Heroes Season 3 Premiere!

Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” - that’s something else altogether. So to celebrate the show’s triumphant return, we’ve put together a massive compilation of all the hottest superhero chicks ever. Up, up and away!

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Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Five Television Shows Your Girlfriend Watches That You Might Actually Enjoy

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”

Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an expert in television shows?” you might ask. Well, I did my research. I asked around town and interviewed women on their likes and dislikes. And then I sat down on my couch and watched the shows myself. And here’s what my research has yielded.

How To Read Her Body Language

You see a hot girl at a party or you’re totally digging her body, her hair, her smile …You want to make your move, but the fact that she’s surrounded by her friends is intimidating and you really don’t want to make an ass of yourself.

Here is how to tell if she’s interested. Read More »

How to Impress your Dinner Date

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table. Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

Read How to Impress Your Dinner Date after the jump! Read More »

Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.

Read Dress Tips to Impress Your Date after the jump! Read More »

What If The Dark Knight Had Tourettes?

What if Batman Had Tourette’s Syndrome?

Petra Nemcova is bangin’.

Finally, Christina Aguilera is Nude!

Brad Pitt Has A Killer Beard

Joanna Krupa Topless in Maxim

Jenna Jameson is Pregnant?

Congress Is Serious About Banning Beer Ads From College Sports

Thinking About The Beach This Weekend? Three Reasons You Might Not Want To Go

5 Not-So-Obvious Places You Can Meet Girls

Remember Natalie Gulbis? Yeah, She’s Got Foxy Legs!

You Won’t Caption This Super-Fatty Photo, You Won’t Do It!

Hey Penny

Do People Still Care?

Audrina Patridge In Douche Central

Britney Spears A Lesbain Killer

He Said/She Said: He Took The Number and Never Called

hotspot-6.jpgMy friend met a great guy last weekend. They hung out at the bar and when it closed he walked her home. When they arrived at her place, they sat on her stoop and talked, flirted, laughed.

It wasn’t until the sun started coming up (and she realized she had to be at her internship in the AM), that they realized how long they had been out there. He took her number, gave her a kiss and went on his merry way. She was excited…until a week went by with no word from him.

She couldn’t understand what happened. I couldn’t help her, either. So, I turned to experts in the field of douchey boys: my guy friends. They have helped before - I was sure they could explain the situation this time, too.

He Said:
When a guy asks a girl for her number and never calls back, a few things might be happening. First, he might have been involved in a fatal beer bong accident, and be buried six-feet under by the time the obligatory three days have passed. But that’s unlikely.

Another, more likely, option is that after he sobered up, he realized that the girl was actually some type of human-beast hybrid and his buddies asked him WTF he was thinking, pretty much eliminating any chance of getting in touch. Or he just forgot he’d gotten the girl’s number altogether until it was too late. Drinking might be a good social lubricant, but it’s not the best ingredient for long-term planning. Read More »

Are You Whipped? Here Are The Signs

Two weeks ago, a buddy of mine (we’ll call him Ted) wasn’t allowed to attend a “Penthouse party” on the upper east side.

Why?

His girlfriend wouldn’t let him. It was a glorified house party on a rooftop, but since the word “Penthouse” was used she cracked the whip.

Long story short, the kid is whipped unlike anything I’ve ever seen–and he has no idea. You could write a movie called Whipped and he would be the main character. His Facebook relationship status literally says married (they’ve only been dating six months) and yet he’s in the dark about his whippage–as a man, it’s just damn sad.

If you have a girlfriend, AskMen’s Top 10 Signs You Are Whipped is an absolute must read because like Ted you might be blind to your whippeage.

He Said/She Said: The Three-Day Rule

phone.jpgAnother week, another issue to dissect. This week we ask our resident male what he thinks of the infamous Three-Day Rule. Do guys really follow it? Do they really believe it? Should we all put our phones/laptops away for 72 hours until it is “safe” to contact our love interest? Or, just like all rules, is this one meant to be broken?

He Said:
Hmmm. The three-day rule is an interesting phenomenon, and while, like most of these ‘rules,’ I don’t think one needs to hold to it exactly, it does make sense. Basically what you want to do is send a message that you aren’t a completely desperate freak or some over-obsessed ‘I made a doll with your hair’ stalker. This goes for both men and women. Calling right after a date, while direct, says more then just ‘lets get together!’ It says ‘I have nothing to do, ever!’ And that is a warning sign.

One thing that isn’t often mentioned about what we look for in gals is if they have friends and a solid base of activities and hobbies. The last thing we want (assuming we are well-adjusted) is some girl who constantly calls us with updates on her location, what she had for lunch, and what flavor toothpaste she’s considering. We want someone who can go out on a date, have a good time, and then maybe the next day hang out with her friends, or spend some time with their mom, or even just read a book by herself. As someone who values solitude, a girl who likes time alone is very attractive, because it means I will also get time alone. Read More »