With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy [...]
Biggest NFL Distractions Leading To The Superbowl
January 18, 2008 - 1:00 pm
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Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail
December 10, 2007 - 11:15 am
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving the deaths [...]
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Michael Vick’s Written Apology on eBay
September 4, 2007 - 3:00 pm
Canine-connoisseur Michael Vick felt really, really sorry about kicking the s*** out of small puppies…so he wrote down all of his feelings on a piece of paper.
Vick used a cue-card of sorts when he held a press conference last month condemning his own actions, using key words like “apologize” and “forgive” numerous times. Like the [...]
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Michael Vick vs. The Food Chain
August 21, 2007 - 5:00 pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah - dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA - puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…
Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs - case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths - Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges - let alone drunk driving [...]
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Should Michael Vick Play in the NFL Ever Again?
August 21, 2007 - 11:00 am
Michael Vick is going down! The NFL star will plead guilty to dog fighting charges and face serious jail time as a result. Vick committed the crime and now he must do the time - but more than a few people feel his NFL career should be over as well. What Vick did was pretty [...]
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ESPN Who’s Now?: Michael Vick
August 1, 2007 - 12:02 pm
Over the past few weeks, the hipsters at ESPN have been debating who the most ‘Now‘ athlete is in the world. Juggernauts in the world of trend, such as Mike Greenberg and Kevin James have voiced their arguments for the likes of David Beckham, Kelly Slater, and Reggie Bush all setting up the much [...]
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