July 10, 2008 - 11:15 am
, By Editor
New Jersey, near Rutherford, Clifton and Paramus, serves as the natural habitat and breeding grounds of the pervasive American Guido (guidus douchebagus). Known for their gelled or waxed spiked hair, abrasive personality and orange skin, the guido performs an intricate mating ritual dance (most often while intoxicated on Jager bombs) to attract the females of his species (known as “pu**y”) and ward-off other, imposing males. Below are five video examples of the guido in action. But beware, the sight has been known to nauseate non-guidos–or at least make them laugh their asses off.
Check out the guido mating ritual videos after the jump, and don’t say we didn’t warn you. Read More »
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Tags: clifton, douchebag, guido, hair-gel, jager, jager-bombs, male, mating rituals, New-Jersey, paramus, rutherford
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February 7, 2008 - 9:30 am
, By James - University of Texas
This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!
Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-bag just how much of a douche bag he really is with his very own… douche bag.
Yes, that’s right: a douche bag. A douche bag for a douchebag.
Some restrictions may apply:
While mailadouche.com cannot let you write a personal note to the recipient - legal red tape, I suppose - they can package a letter with the delivered douche bearing his (or her!) name.
November 15, 2007 - 11:25 pm
, By Jeff - Iona College
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news” to COED Magazine, was marginalized by A-Rod and his wife today.
On their own, A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner…and A-Rod’s wife…came up with an outline agreement for 10 years $275M. Seems like no one wants to blow hundreds of millions of dollars on a 3rd baseman - no matter what Scott Boras thinks.
This reminds us a man, who used to be in the spotlight every day, Mr. Drew Rosenhaus. Mr. Rosenhaus thought that he could create a market for overpriced talent. He tried with almost everyone he ever repped. DR was sure he could get TO the largest wide receiver contract to ever hit the NFL - think again Mr. Rosenhaus. Don’t get me wrong - sports agents need to essentially create a market value for their clients - but sometimes they go a little far.
Mr. Boras has Rosenhaus Syndrome. Read More »
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Posted in Getting Out, News-ish, Sports
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Tags: Alex-Rodriguez, arod, boras, clients, douchebag, fantasy-football, Hank-Steinbrenner, LA-Dodger, media, mlb, rosenhaus, spotlight, yankees
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October 24, 2007 - 9:35 am
, By Jess - NYU
At the gym this morning I caught a segment on some talk show about cheating. Basically, the show was about agencies that helped people find out if their mate was cheating on them, and if such spy agencies were even ethical.
One of the panelists on the show was “relationship expertâ€? and author Steve Santagati, a “former model and bad boyâ€? who penned The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate–and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top.
I’ve caught Santagati’s TV appearances before, and each time I see his smug face on camera I can’t help but throw up a little and shake my head at all the women who actually buy anything written by such an obvious egoist.
My distaste aside, Santagati never actually said anything revolting during those appearances, so I had nothing to confirm my gut reaction—until this morning. Read More »
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Posted in News-ish
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Tags: bad-boy, boyfriend, caveman, cheating, couple, douchebag, girlfriend, husband, model, not-cheating, relationship, relationship-expert, spy-agencies, steve-santagati, talk-show, the-manual, wife
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September 27, 2007 - 5:00 pm
, By Steve - Seton Hall University
Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.
What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?
The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him; the LSD mouse is real f***ing friendly and has been waving hi to the other mice since I’ve been here; the dancing Ecstasy mouse really likes techno and the heroin mouse OD’d on the couch early this morning.
Good luck doing drugs tonight after you spend 15 minutes on this site.
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Posted in School’d
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Tags: 15_minutes, Couch, douchebag, drugs, ecstacy, educational_tool, flash-game, flash_program, good_luck, heroine, lsd, mice, mouse-trap, od, scientific_terms, university_of_utah, wiggin
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