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It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well - splitting the beer tab.
After the jump, check out U.S. Tax System Explained in Beer! Read More »
College students drink - it’s a known fact. But the statistics regarding the level of intoxication in the future leaders of America seem to slip just beneath the radar. How much are you drinking? How much is everyone else drinking? Find out here.
1. Seventy-two percent of college students report that they used alcohol at least once within the 30 days prior to completing the Core survey. Within the last year, 84-percent of students report they drank alcohol.
2. Among college students under the age of 21, 82-percent report using alcohol within the past year and 69-percent report using alcohol within the last 30 days.
Check out all the stats after the jump! Read More »
At Seton Hall University the pre-game drink of choice is Sparks! Mmmm, just looking at pictures of the Sparks’ orange can makes my mouth water.
To the displeasure of America’s youth 25 US Senators (including New Jersey’s) are looking to rain on Sparks’ fan’s parade by banning the new Sparks Red. They feel the 8-percent alcohol by volume content of Sparks Red may be dangerous to students health and have called on producer MillerCoors to nix its release. Read More »
Whether you’re an incoming college freshman, recently turned 21 or new to the college bar scene there are certain rules you need to live by at the local watering hole.
How to get a bartender’s attention, bathroom do’s and don’ts, buying drinks for girls, sex in a bar, knowing when you’re too drunk, pick-up lines, spotting a belligerent drunk, and sending drinks back - these are wildly important bar etiquette tidbits that you must know to succeed and prosper in the bar scene.
When it comes to watering holes, the barflies on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia know more than a roomful of urologists.That is why their guide to bar etiquette “It’s Always Sunny At Your Favorite Bar” on Complex.com is an absolute must read.
So before you hit the town tonight take 10 minutes to consult the funniest drunks on TV. You will thank me in the morning.
It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means–awesome parties, hot chicks and lots and lots of beer. Sure, college is supposed to be about studying and bettering yourself. But that’s only half of it. To prepare you for the forgotten drunken wonderful nights you’re about to endure, we’ve put together the quintessential compilation of the one thing that’s best about the college experience–Beer Bong Babes.
5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are really just big magnets. If you open a dumb video of an overweight thirteen year-old kid singing a pop song from the Falkland Islands, every single student within a mile will be chuckling over your shoulder within fifteen seconds.
If our presidential candidates really want to get the 18-24 crowd out and voting, they should start making films of themselves running drunk and naked across the interstate. Right now, candidates are mostly remembered for being a bunch of lumpy old guys who still haven’t lowered the drinking age. They can do so much better: the McCain/Romney version of “Daft Bodies”, for example, would totally steal the election. I’d vote for them.
4. “Reframe the debate”
This year, the American people are concerned with economic something and whatever with foreclosure blah blah drilling offshore and climate change, very important to something Iraq timetable mumble mumble. Man! The issues are tiring! I need a nap!
So it’s not surprising that college students don’t get out to rep their favorite pols. All they talk about is boring crap that sucks! You know what college kids like? Movies. It’s what we care about. “Iraq” is far away and hard to pronounce properly. All those cutthroat late-night debates need to be centered around the real questions — the tough questions, the ones that will get students waving big posters and burning their underwear.
“I understand that Christian Bale’s a great Batman, Senator Obama, but what’s up with that police run-in? In light of his creepy bevhavior, have you reconsidered your recent “pro-shirtless Bale” position?” “Senator McCain, what’s your stance on Pierce Brosnan singing ABBA? Awful enough to be funny, or just awful enough to suck?” “If elected, what measures do the candidates plan to take to ensure that George Lucas doesn’t ruin another franchise, ever?” Read More »
Ever go to an event (like church) that seems like it would be bearable if only you could get totally F’ing plastered? Well now you can, with this clever cell phone flask, available for 14 bucks on Amazon.com.
The best part is not only its ability to allow you to drink anytime you please, if someone catches you liquoring-up (out of your phone, no less), they’ll be so impressed with your ingenuity, they won’t even mind!
Sneaking booze isn’t the healthiest activity you could get into, but it’s definitely better than not sneaking booze, let’s just put it that way.
[Props to Best Week Ever for this nugget.]
