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COED Vault: Top 25 Drunken Shamings of All-Time

It’s Friday, so we’re dipping into the “COED Vault” to give you some content that will get you fired up for the weekend.

Nothing is more satisfying than owning the crap put of your friend while they are passed out drunk.  It’s an American past time.

Check out COED Presents: Top 25 Drunken Shamings of All-Time for the most extreme ownage you will ever see. My personal favorite is “Drunk and Sleeping With Tape”–pure genius!

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The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night

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COED Vault: The 5 Stages of Drunkeness

drunk guyStage #1 - Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in. Read More

COED Vault: Mezcal: Mexico’s Other Bad Drink (AKA: How to Ruin a Family Vacation)

Mezcal Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Like tequila (which is actually a type of mezcal), mezcal is made from agave, a cactus-like plant, native to Mexico. Mezcals are often aged, in oak barrels, for two months to seven years, giving the alcohol a brown coloration and woody flavor, but are available un-aged and clear.

Connoisseurs will tell you the best mezcals come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca (wah-hock-ah). To fully enjoy the complexities of this subtle liquor, go to the city of Oaxaca, the state’s capital, who’s colonial architecture and friendly people only add to the liquor’s historic mystic. Read More »

Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pictures Exposed

Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pictures Exposed

digg-button.jpgSpring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, I am not sure what is. But what if your parents are cheap and/or you are too irresponsible to maintain a job? If that is the case, then you are sitting at home reading this and not in Panama City waking up next to some girl who you should have left at the hotel bar the night before.

We at COED are a kind and generous people, and offer you a wide selection of photos and parties from across the world…that you missed. Please feel free to download them and print them up. Then tape them to the wall, turn up your music, get drunk, and pretend that you are at Spring Break.

…of course it sucks, but its better than nothing - so back off!

Pictures exposed after the jump! Read More »

COED Presents: Top 25 Drunken Shamings of All-Time

Drunk Shamming

According to college kids and pranksters the world over, drunken shaming is the spice of life. What is a drunk shame, you ask?

Urban Dictionary defines the Drunk Shame as: an entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of “shaming”, such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.

Now that you are in the know we offer you a media blitz of the Top 25 Greatest Drunken Shamings of All-Time.

Check out the drunken photos and video after the jump! Read More »