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Mischa Barton DUIIn a move that can only be described as utter and complete desperation for attention, former O.C. cast member Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI on Wednesday.

Seeing how a drunk driving arrest boosted the notoriety of America’s Sweethearts Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kiefer Sutherland, and that chick that played Topanga on Boy Meets World, Barton was spotted downing a bottle of peach schnapps on her way out of the Beverly Hill’s Liquor Mart after she was turned down for the role of Jayna (half of the Wonder Twins) in the new Justice League movie.

Studio insiders say Barton’s shamefully obvious stunt showed just how out of touch the fast-fading starlet has become. “Perhaps when her show was canceled, celebrity DUI’s were the mark of distinction. But today, it takes at least an unwanted pregnancy or some kind of amputation to show true guts in Hollywood,” says one source. “Barton’s DUI just looks tacky at this point. She might as well tell everyone she’s going green.”

PR guru Micheal Wetler wished he could have given Barton some good career advice before she drove the proverbial nail through her talentless coffin. “Be creative, damnit! If you’re going to get in the news doing something stupid, at least try to wow people. Assassinate a former Pakistani Prime Minister or SOMETHING.”

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Hands Up, Jack Bauer! Kiefer Sutherland Starts 48-Day Sentence

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Good thing the writer’s strike brought this season of 24 to a halt, because the real-life Jack Bauer starts his 48-day jail sentence for DUI today.

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The Daily Shocker: Colts Use Fake Audio for Cheers

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VIDEO/AUDIO: Not only did the Indianapolis Colts lose against the New England Patriots 24-20 but they also used Milli-Vanilli-esque fake crowd noise…caught on video/audio.

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LiLo Avoids Felony Charges; Gets Wrist Firmly Slapped

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If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?

LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies - more on that in a bit) from her two counts of DUI, adding up to a grand total of four days in jail if she is found guilty on all accounts. Read More »

Lindsay “Blow-han” Lohan arrested for possession & driving while hopped up on Cocaine.

Lindsay Lohan Mug ShotLindsay Lohan was arrested early AM today in Santa Monica, CA for DUI (she blew a .13) and for possession of cocaine which they found in her pants pocket upon search at the police station. It was the second time in less than a year she was busted and Lohan had been released from rehab less than a month ago for drugs and alcohol problems.

If Lohan was a a”normal” person, being that this was her second offense in less than a year and she was nailed for possession of cocaine she could be looking at close to ten years in jail. The sad truth is Lohan is a Hollywood celebrity which means she will face a push over judicial system that will give her a stern slap on the wrist.