June 23, 2008 - 4:00 pm
, By A.D. - Columbia College

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?
Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. Read More »
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Tags: africa, bike, bling, cash, cell-phone, cost, diamond, dinner, dollars, dvd, engagement, gaudy, gift, grill, gun, jewelry, marriage, Money, obsolete, pinky ring, platinum, pointless, proposal, relationship, rocks, shiny, socks, symbols, tiffany's, wedding, women, zales, zombies
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March 1, 2008 - 2:00 pm
, By Corey G. - Villanova U
The Discovery Channel Store is running a killer deal on the ultimate stoner DVD series, Planet Earth HD.
Receive $50 off the listed $80 sticker price and get the Planet Earth Mini Series on HD DVD for $30 shipped (free shipping) at the Discovery Channel Store. If you haven’t seen Planet Earth, be prepared for the highest quality video compilation of our planet ever released.
The full savings on the series will only appear once you’ve added it to your shopping cart. Once purchased, roll up that doobie, order Dominos and/or Nachos from your local joint and have your mind blown by nature…in HD!
January 14, 2008 - 3:30 pm
, By Ron - Howard U.

The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really - was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.
(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)
Guys love pornos for their ridiculous movie titles as much as the content within (well…almost as much). How could I ever forget my first video, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus? Poetry in motion.
Why don’t we take a look at some of the title highlights from this years AVN’s. Read More »
December 27, 2007 - 9:30 am
, By Andrew - University of Michigan

But now they are getting ugly.
The Blu-ray/HD DVD war has intensified over the holiday, but their idiot followers are taking it personally. On the corporate side, both camps have been particularly aggressive this holiday season, offering a variety of discounts, free movies, and other incentives to convince consumers to back a particular format.
If you have followed their respective users across the internet, you will realize that Internet arguments are even more infantile than usual, which alone - speaks volumes. The HD DVD boys struck “First Blood” by hacking the official Blu-ray site this weekend, and an online forum had to shut down its format discussion section. Read More »
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October 26, 2007 - 12:30 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie - but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer - these questions and more will be answered after the jump. Read More »
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Tags: 30-days-of-night, at-the-drive-in, blood, camp-classics, campy, death-proof, drive-in, dvd, elm-street, essential, evil-dead, Friday-the-13th, gore, grindhouse, halloweekend, halloween, hellraiser, horror-movies, killer, killer-klowns, killer-tomatoes, Movies, night-of-the-living-dead, planet-terror, rocky-horror, saw-iv, spooky, theaters, weekend
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October 23, 2007 - 4:15 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.
To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.
Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.
These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.
When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.
Give the SNL actor/drummer some!
When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.
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Tags: actor, bikinis, cell-phone, child-pornography, comedian, drag-city, drummer, dvd, famous, fred-armisen, hot-babes, Israel, jens-hannemann, lady-comp, myspace, myspace-tom, saturday-night-live, scariest-teachers, Sex, SNL, students, surreal, teachers, tom-hanks, tourism, worst-analogies
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October 16, 2007 - 10:30 am
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)
Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)
A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellraiser movies does one need? (One more is the answer.) (Hollywood Reporter)
Face it: nobody wants to see you wearing PJs in class. Ever. (College Candy)
Chef Ramsay, eat your heart out: wheelchair-bound man killed after serving his wife eggs that were not prepared to her liking. (News24)
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