Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Don’t Yell at Your TV - You May Get Arrested

Angry at TVGuy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)

Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)

Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Tomato.” (BBC News)

Grandpa’s got major karate skills. (10 TV)

Some Call it “Tecktonik,” I Call it “Rave Revival”

When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.

Outside of a few cute girls gyrating all serpentine and slinky this sensation screams rave tents, ecstasy and pacifiers. B-boys or bust.

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