Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Ashley Dupre Gets 15 More Minutes of Fame - With Girls Gone Wild!

Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild Pictures

Joe Francis reveals he has archived “footage of an 18-year-old Dupré cavorting naked on the GGW bus and doing scenes with another woman in 2003.”

Just as we try to get Miss Ashley Dupre out of our life, the porn industry pulls her back in!

Dupre has extended her time with us because while she’s been shopping deals for nude photos, she must have forgotten that she was still a slut at 18.

So now GGW has video (hours of video) of Dupre making out with another chick…OUCH! So much for that $1M deal with Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse or National Geographic - hope you invested that $4K a trick salary you were making, sweetie.

So you were a dirty chick at the age of 18; by 22 you were the governor’s “salad tosser.” I think it’s official: your parents screwed up big time with you, Ms. Dupre!

Ashley Dupre’s Mom is a MILF!

Ashley DupreThe New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:

“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Hooker! Get it! A Hooker! Don’t act like she is all that and more.”

Although correct about the hooker part I’d say there’s a good chance Ashley will be hot well into her 50’s. For definitive evidence, flip through the new Post pictures and take a look at her mom. She’s a MILF in every sense of the word!

Money, fame, a new record deal, eternal good looks - talk about f*cking your way to the top. Mama must be proud.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre (A.K.A ‘Kristen’) Revealed in Spitzer Sex Scandal [PICS]

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We all knew it was just a matter of time before the identity of Eliot Spitzer’s elite companion / prosititute came to surface. Tonight the DrudgeReport uncovered Kristen’s myspace page and believe it or not, her name is not Kristen at all (insert shocked gasp here). Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a 22 year-old aspiring R&B singer and a master fellatio-ist.

The Wall Highschool grad from Belmar, NJ is a regular on the NYC hip-hop party scene. Reports say she is less concerned about her recent publicity than being able to make her rent this month, due to her recent unemployment. Not sure if she is hot enough for her Emperor’s Club Diamond rating, but only the former governor can speak to her performance. Good luck little Miss HipHop’s Anonymous - you will have your photoshoot in either Maxim, Playboy or Hustler (if you are as dirty as we think) and then POOF, your fifteen minutes will be up.

Live it up darlin’! The clock is ticking.

Check out Kristen’s candid gallery here

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Emperor’s Club Celebrity Diamond Ranking

Celebrity Emperor's Club

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Tara Reid

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Diamond rating

One diamond

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! Read More »

Emperors Club Rate Card

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