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With all the rain we’re getting this year, a lot of our summer so far has been spent indoors, glued to the boob-tube. And as we get deeper and deeper into the channels, the lines between bullsh*t and brilliance blur to a degree beyond recognition. So help us get our entertainment in check, tell us which show you think is the best on televison.
If we missed a show on the poll let me know in the comment section, so we can add it.
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Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle exposed some pretty bodacious babes including Harold’s elevator crush Paula Garces along with “Freakshows” wife and Entourage seductress, Malin Akerman.
Now we present Girls of “Harold and Kumar,” because Paula and Malin aren’t the only knock-outs featured in the movie franchise. Read More »
I find it to be ridiculous that Entourage hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui was not included in FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World” list released today.
They include Jennifer Garner and not Emmanuelle Chriqui?! Way to blow it FHM!
Click to see Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Miss COED gallery
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You might know Adrian Grenier as the slightly smug, slightly self-centered, but always adorable Vince from HBO’s hit Entourage. Although I personally think the show’s success has a lot to do with the hilarity of the character actors (including my personal skeevy love Jeremy Piven), Grenier certainly plays a major role in attracting viewers—a fact he has obviously let infect his brain and speech pattern.
As reported by a Radar journalist, Grenier recently showed up at a Lower East Side (read: skinny jeans and soul patches) party and spoke some choice words to a lady he apparently fancied. Instead of attempting to have a nice conversation like the rest of us common folk, Grenier the celebrity went straight for the kill—because, well, he thought he could.
Transcribed via Radar:
Adrian: Hi, what’s your name?
Brunette: [Giggling. It is obvious she knows who he is; she is flattered that he has approached her] Elizabeth*. What’s yours?
Adrian: Adrian.
Brunette: Nice to meet you! And what do you do, Adrian?
Adrian: I make documentary films.
Brunette: Oh really?
Adrian: Yeah. And some other stuff on the side. What about you?
Brunette: I’m in fashion.
Adrian: That’s cool. So how about we go home and I f*ck the sh*t out of you? Read More »
Malin Akerman has been making major headlines lately. Who is Malin Akerman? Missed the headlines? Wanna know more? What is the meaning of life?
You may have seen Malin Akerman is HBO’s Entourage when Eric and his girlfriend Sloan have a three way with the knockout blond or in Harold and Kumar when ‘Sideshow’ offers the pot heats a chance to bang his wife. Well, Malin Akerman is the knockout blond in both of those movies and as you can see she has a solid track record for taking her clothes off on screen! If you’ve got it flaunt it, right??!?!?!?! Read More »
Next week on Entourage:
It seems like Vince’s new movie is in jeopardy and no one can reach Ari. E is upset because Walsh keeps calling him “Suit�? and won’t let him read the new ending to his script. Meanwhile, Turtle is upset because he broke his favorite bong, and Drama is worried his character is being written out of his show “Five Towns.�? Finally, Walsh lets the guys have the script and E and Vince both agree it’s the best ending to a movie they’ve ever read. Ari resurfaces to tell Vince he got Jessica Biel to play his co-star in the movie. Vince bangs Jessica Biel. Ari makes a hip reference to Vince being bigger than Jason “F**king�? Bourne. Turtle gets a new bong. Lloyd tells Drama he is playing the lead in a spin-off series of his show. Ari makes a gay reference. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.
Next week on Entourage:
Everyone is worried that something from Vince’s new movie got leaked to the press. There’s some other uninteresting plot involving E. Turns out the story gives the movie even bigger buzz. Vince bangs the reporter who leaked the story. Turtle and Drama get handj*bs. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.
Next week on Entourage:
The economy hits the skids. Everyone is worried production will stop on Vince’s movie because Americans don’t have the same disposable income to spend on going to the movies they once had. The economy turns around. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop. Read More »
