Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

Britney Spears hospitalized

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?

Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the influence of drugs when she was picked up for psychiatric evaluation, following refusal to turn over custody of her kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard.

It’s disgusting how out of control this situation has become.

Instead of continuing to see Spears as a perennial punching bag how about we all look at her for what she really is: a complete mess with two children taking zero responsibility for her actions. To think people still stick up for her makes me sick; her family should feel ashamed and halfway responsible. Britney Spears needs to be locked up and forgotten about, not empathized with.

Winona Ryder Rides Wooden Boy

Is explicit sex with a puppet NSFW?

“10,000 B.C.” Movie Trailer

The official full-length trailer for 10,000 B.C.

10,000 B.C. is scheduled for release on March 7, 2008.

Snoop Dogg’s “Sensual Seduction”: Flyest Music Video of the Year

After almost fifteen years in the rap game, Snoop Dogg unveils his masterpiece, “Sensual Seduction,” the first single off his upcoming album Ego Trippin’.

Any reservations you may have against Snoop (or in hip-hop in general) will be thrown out the window once the cosmic, low-budget, P-Funk/Chic-influenced video jumps into overdrive. Watching Snoop fondle a Keytar (!) is one of the great joys of life, I assure you.

If anybody can criticize this video they must give me a creative explanation why:

New “Walk Hard: The Story of Dewey Cox” Trailer

Walk, don’t run to theaters when Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is released on December 21.

Click here to watch a Walk Hard exclusive music video!

Facebook Music is Coming!

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As reported earlier this year, Facebook has been rumored to announce an online music service to compete with iTunes and MySpace in the near future.

This just in: the “Facebook Music” platform will serve as the social networking giants first step into the music space.

The new platform is set to be announced at ad:tech in New York City next week. Leading up to this announcement Facebook has been holding top-secret meetings with high-level representatives at each of the four major music labels.

Here’s how it works: Read More »

Sly Spills the Beans on “John Rambo”

John RamboAt the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction in Las Vegas Sylvester Stallone and his posse rolled up like “Whaaaaaaaaat…I’m Sly/Rocky/Rambo and this is my posse, son!”

Sly gave the Hollywood Reporter exclusive inside information on what will be the finest piece of cinema this millennium - John Rambo: In the Serpent’s Eye.

So, I’m assuming you clicked the link and heard all the leaked info. You’re ready to post all about it in your blog thingamabob, right?

Right? No?

Let me guess: you’re wondering, “What news? Nobody said anything worth reporting, and all Sly said was that ‘Rambo is in a very grumpy mood, and he’s gonna let it all out.’”

That’s all you need to know, truth-seeker - this isn’t The Darjeeling Limited.

Sly stating that Rambo is “very grumpy” in John Rambo is like hearing that God is “kinda-sorta mad” at mankind. January 25, 2008 can’t come soon enough.

I mean c’mon…take a look at the picture! Rambo versus a poisonous snake! A Rambo and snake stare-off! F*** it, this is the best movie ever already.

COED Movie Trailer: King Corn

Exclusive trailer premiere for King Corn, a documentary where Ian Cheney and Curt Ellis, best friends from college on the east coast, move to the heartland to learn where their food comes from. With the help of friendly neighbors, genetically modified seeds, and powerful herbicides, they plant and grow a bumper crop of America’s most-productive, most-subsidized grain on one acre of Iowa soil. But when they try to follow their pile of corn into the food system, what they find raises troubling questions about how we eat-and how we farm.