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So This Is How We’re Going to Die…
Lindsay Lohan Returns!
E=MC Vagina [NSFW - but it's Saturday...]
Happy 25th Birthday, VMAs
Researchers Use Facebook App to Create Zombie Army
For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything
More Saggy Pants Wearing Bans Trying to Be Enforced
Pick the State Song of Oklahoma
The Clothes That Got Me Laid
Do you Believe in Gosh: New Mitch Hedberg CD!
Xbox Burns Down House
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Does the RNC [Video]
Friday, September 5th
Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.
Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.
Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo. He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.
Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today
After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.
College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition
Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.
Thursday, September 4th
How To Drop a Deuce In College
Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.
After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?
The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship
Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.
Wednesday, September 3rd
Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU
Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.
And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.
(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.
The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks
Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.
Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net
FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.
Tuesday, September 2nd
Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown
Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.
And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!
Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown
The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain
As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”
Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”
Monday, September 1th
Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1
I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw). But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.
Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.
Sunday, August 31st
The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight
Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet. On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ. On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.
So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past, we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer: Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights. Yes, you are welcome.
Meet The Luckiest Student At MTSU
The email came into BC HQ this morning- “You have to see the guy who’s dating a Titans’ cheerleader rookie?”
That can sometimes be a trap. He usually sends along some sort of semi-gayish photo that frankly isn’t worth our time.
But in this instance he struck gold. Not only is Ally Baucom a beautiful woman at a tender age, a student at Middle Tennessee State University and a Tennessee Titans cheerleader, but she’s also making at least one guy’s dream come true - that boyfriend above. [Busted Coverage]
Facebook Ads Target You Where It Hurts
Maybe it’s my age, my sex or the fact that it knew I was engaged, but the site decided I was a gal who needed to drop a few pounds. And it wasn’t shy about its tactics.
This was not a close friend taking me aside, telling me in gentle tones that she’d noticed I’d put on some weight and was there anything going on in my personal life that I needed to talk about?
Oh, no. Every time I logged in to my home page, Facebook’s ads screamed at me with all the subtlety of a drill sergeant: “MUFFIN TOP.” This particular ad had a picture of someone with said affliction. For those blissfully unacquainted with the slur, it’s when a woman wears too-tight jeans and a roll of flab hangs over her waistband. [Washington Post]
Students Flock to Web Sites Offering Pirated Textbooks
A new survey of students found that about a quarter of them reported hunting for an illegal copy of a textbook from pirate Web sites.
The survey was small—only about 500 students from two colleges—but it is one of several indicators that downloading unauthorized textbooks is becoming commonplace at college campuses.
Twenty-seven percent of the respondents said they had searched for a pirated book at least once. Only 8 percent of those surveyed said they had succeeded in downloading a pirated textbook, however. Seventy-five percent said that they expected that piracy would probably increase if textbook prices continue to rise. [Chronicle]
I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw). But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.
Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook. Read More »
Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, West Wing, Charlie Wilson’s War) is scripting a movie about the formation of Facebook.
Paramount Pictures was looking to keep the project under wraps, but Sorkin spilled the beans when he leaked the information on, of course, his Facebook page.
The film will focus on the evolution of Facebook from its 2004 creation on the Harvard campus by sophomore Mark Zuckerberg to a juggernaut with more than 60 million members. The company was reportedly valued at $16 billion last year when Microsoft outbid Google to invest $240 million for a 1.6% stake in the company.
Along with the events that created the phenomenon, the film will cover how these unimaginable overnight riches changed the lives of Zuckerberg and his Facebook cohorts. [Variety]
People [here, here] are bashing Sorkin’s idea, but a film focusing on dorm room entrepreneurial spirit (that isn’t about the rise and fall of a drug dealer) might be cool. You know, or about as interesting as a digital vampire bite…
Michael Phelps is the king of the Olympics and now he is the newly crowned king of Facebook.
While you and I might get 2-3 friend requests a week, Phelps, who now has some free time on his hands, recently logged-on to “the book” and had over 7,600 requests. What’s more impressive is his fan page following.
An August 18th article said his Facebook fan page has 859,387 followers. Now, four days later, Michael Phelps’ Facebook Fan page has ballooned to over 1,322,777 followers (in the 15 seconds it took to write that last sentence and hit refresh the number jumped to 1,322,909 - a staggering jump of 133 members).
Phelps-mania will surely begin to subside, but for the time being he is The King of Facebook.
Join Michael Phelps Facebook fan page and add him as a friend.
USC Football Hit Hard By Jock Itch Outbreak
Each day, it seems, another player shows up at USC football practice with a pained expression and an uncomfortable gait, feet spread wide, stepping gingerly across the turf.
They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as “a skin irritation.”
The players call it “jock itch.” [LA Times]
Instead of Helping High School Grads Grow Up, Colleges Prolong Childhood
College is not all it’s cracked up to be. Dumbed-down courses, flaky majors and grade inflation have conspired to make the letters B.A. close to meaningless. But another problem with today’s colleges is more insidious: They are no longer a good place for young people to make the transition from childhood to adulthood. Today’s colleges are structured to prolong adolescence, not to midwife maturity. [Forbes]
7 Reasons to Start a Business in College
College marks the beginning of new found freedom for everyone. This is the best time to experiment because you have fewer limitations being that most students move away from there parents house and live on their own in apartments or dormitories. Not only do you have more freedom but you are in a environment where you are free to be creative and think of new ideas. You meet new people and learn new things everyday.
Remember Mark Zuckerberg (founder of Facebook)? He’s now worth $5 billion dollars and was a Harvard dropout. Bill Gates? Yes, him too — but his valuation is even higher.
Why not start your own business? You really don’t have much to lose but have so much to gain. Here are 7 great reasons why you should start a business in college. [College Businessmen]
As you all know by now the long awaited new Facebook layout is here.
Some people are pleased to see a fresh design, while others are pissed at Zuckerberg for mucking up a previously smoothly running platform.
What ever the case, let’s take a look at some of the constructive feedback left by 15 real life students on the Facebook group titled: The New Facebook Layout SUCKS!
A lot of people are bashing the new layout in the group forum, but we’ve weeded through the clutter to give you the most well thought out and meaningful real life opinions straight from the users.
Check out 15 Real Life Students Reviews after the jump! Read More »
While Facebook has morphed into a leaner, cleaner friend network as of late, MySpace has become over-saturated with no-talent bands looking for record deals and local girls looking for fame, following in the stilettoed footsteps of Tila Tequila. To find the most attractive and worthwhile profiles is a daunting task; it’s far too easy to get lost in ‘Space.
But all hope is not lost, fellow MySpace addicts/stalkers.
After sifting through countless amounts of slow-loading pages and fake webcam profiles COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”
Dip into the COED Vault and check out, COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”
iTunes U. Where College Lectures and Pop Stars Unite
At Apple’s iTunes online store, Britney Spears and Shakespeare are separated by just a few clicks.
While an episode of “Desperate Housewives” will cost $1.99, a series of lectures by renowned University of California-Berkeley philosophy professor Hubert Dreyfus is absolutely free. A single song by pop diva Rihanna is 99 cents. The price of a course on modern theoretical physics by Stanford University quantum mechanics professor Leonard Susskind? Nada.
Apple calls it iTunes U, an unsung but popular feature of iTunes. [Silicon Valley]
Facebook Items Guaranteed To Be Lies
5) Relationship Status: At the time of this writing, only two states in the country have legalized gay marriage, yet 90% of college aged women claim to be married to their best female friends. This is a factual impossibility, no matter how many bumper stickers written by total strangers are sent back and forth as if they were inside jokes. Additionally, if more men actually married their “shorties” instead of figuring that nicknaming her “wifey” is close enough, we might not have a single mother epidemic.
See the four other “Facebook Items Guaranteed to be Lies” [Banned in Hollywood]
6 Things Every College Student Should Have
When starting the first year of college, students often worry they don’t have everything they need. They also don’t usually know what they need. To keep it simple college school supplies are basically the same as in high school. As for those little odds and ends there is a list below on items that you will need and are an absolute must when going to college. [Find College Cards]
FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown
