Scott Boras Suffers from Rosenhaus Syndrome

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Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news” to COED Magazine, was marginalized by A-Rod and his wife today.

On their own, A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner…and A-Rod’s wife…came up with an outline agreement for 10 years $275M. Seems like no one wants to blow hundreds of millions of dollars on a 3rd baseman - no matter what Scott Boras thinks.

This reminds us a man, who used to be in the spotlight every day, Mr. Drew Rosenhaus. Mr. Rosenhaus thought that he could create a market for overpriced talent. He tried with almost everyone he ever repped. DR was sure he could get TO the largest wide receiver contract to ever hit the NFL - think again Mr. Rosenhaus. Don’t get me wrong - sports agents need to essentially create a market value for their clients - but sometimes they go a little far.

Mr. Boras has Rosenhaus Syndrome. Read More »

The History of Fantasy Football

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Football covercoming baseball as the national pastime in the United States can be directly attributed to gambling and fantasy. Seriously, is there any reason to sneak beer into the dorm and watch a football game when your favorite team is not even playing, unless you have a couple of C-Notes on it? I think not.

But where did fantasy football come from? What unheralded genius is responsible for making every Sunday afternoon from September to January a national holiday?

His name is Wilfred Winkenbach. Read More »

Britney…Keep Your Damn Hands off Romo!

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Look, you little bitch…you can bang, blow, snort, suck and skank around with any Hip-Hop-Wanna-Be you can find - leave Tony Romo alone!

You don’t seem to understand, he is my Fantasy Football QB and that is a bond that transcends all ties. I took a risk and chose him over Peyton Manning, and if you think I am going to let you screw up my entire season, think again. Now that he is worth a guaranteed $30M with his 6 year/$60M contract, don’t go thinking that all that money is your new gravy train.

We all saw the way you help Justin Timberlake back - but why not meet up with Joey Harrington, he can’t get any worse. Even better, Carson Palmer! Track him down! I play him next week and if you can whore your way into keeping him to only 1TD that would be Toxic-lly AMAZING.

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