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You know, there’s a reason they don’t allow adults on the kids toys at the fair–because your fat ass is just going to mess up the fun for everyone else…
Bringing Down The Bounce House
September 3, 2008 - 9:30 am
COED Caption Contest
June 26, 2008 - 2:15 pm
“She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…”
The Rules:
Think you got us beat? Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!
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Girdles for Guys…Why?
January 2, 2008 - 2:45 pm
Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles.
I understand the need to tuck your flab away, people - but when did, uh, eating less and exercising become such an arduous task, or at least one that’s put by the wayside for a girdle?
My point of all this nonsense is this. Scary, huh? Horrifying if you ask me.
A few months ago COED spoke of the anti-wonders of six-pack surgery; with male girdles (”merdles” is you’re trendy) on the rise, important questions now must be asked: are men getting to be as self-conscious about their bodies as women, in the stereotypical sense?
Do certain women really want their men to be equal with their appearance, enough where drastic steps should and will be taken to look “better”?
To be honest, I don’t think I know anybody who rocks a girdle (if there actually is a way to “rock” a girdle). Maybe it is the last bastion for obese people with low self-esteem and no other choice (excepting the old “be healthier” theory). Read More »
The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit
December 5, 2007 - 9:30 am
• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.
• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.
• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.
• A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.
• Burglars in East Kansas City, Missouri make a big mistake when they unknowingly break into a police officer’s home.
The Daily Shocker: Fat = Healthy
November 7, 2007 - 5:00 pm
Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty - you’ll get the last laugh.
Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.
VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.
Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).
Stealing $2.25 from an elementary school cafeteria is the new “stealing candy from a baby.”
The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives
October 15, 2007 - 4:00 pm
A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get a bad rap for having really, really, really terrible teeth? This story may answer some questions. (Sky News)
You can’t make this stuff up: Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys (WGCL)
OMGZ UFOs ARE 4 REAL!! (Discovery)
The Daily Shocker: Campbell’s Cream of Condom
September 11, 2007 - 5:00 pm
I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)
OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” So many exclamations, so little time. (Idolator)
Expensive “O” Face: Beautiful Agony is a paid-subscription site that allows you to watch chicks and dudes orgasm…from the neck up. Well, at least Faces of Porn is free. (Beautiful Agony)
Kindred Sprits: Infamous YouTuber “itschrisrocker” lashes out at Britney haters with venom (and complete, unfiltered insanity). (YouTube)
SCALE-BREAKING NEWS: People are fat in certain neighborhoods due to lack of “walking amenities.” This quote came from an “exercise enthusiast,” mind you. (CNN)
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