Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)

Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)

Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)

A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving chest cavities. (My58)

Doctors tell London fatties to take a hike. (UK Metro)

WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING PUMPKIN TORPEDOES! (United Press)

There is no greater reality check than the one you experience upon receiving your diploma. You pounded thousands of cans of cheap beer, housed approximately 23 slices of pizza a week, guzzled bottles of Jack for breakfast, turned out a chick or two, and maybe even made it to a class a semester. Now with one handshake and reception of a piece of paper theres nothing left, its all over. You might find yourself pondering the all important question: Now what?

College gives you freedom to do whatever it is you want. You can reinvent yourself or define who you are. But guess what big shot, its all over, and its time to have 54 year old roommates again named none other than Mom and Dad. It hurts when for years of making your own rules comes crashing down and lands in your lap. If your parents are like the average American parental team, they don’t want the new tough “I’m 22 and I’ll do what I want” college grad, they want the sweet little 18 year old boy they sent off for higher learning.

Theres a few reasons why you might become suicidal within the matter of weeks. Say you happen to stay out chasin’ tail with the fellas until 5am; the rents are gonna want an answer. What if you happen to slip into a happy hour and get a little sloppy before returning home for dinner. “Is this what we paid $120,00 for? A drunk, unemployed loser?!?!!?!?” Now for the worst of it all. Chicks. Read more