Daily Links: David Spade Has Super Sperm

Jillian Grace

David Spade sperminated Playmate Jillian Grace? [TMZ]

Corey Worthington IS Jeff Spicoli [Busted Coverage]

Tara Reid Could Use Another Drink [Hollywood Tuna]

Sports Wife, Abbey Clancy, FHM Australia Pictures [The Bastardly]

The LeBron speeding ticket video has been released [on205th.com]

Charlie Weis not nearly as funny as he thinks [Boiled Sports]

A** on the beach [The Dirty]

Seth Green’s Mysterious Mustache [Just Jared]

She’s a UFC ring card girl so you know she’s hot [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Joe Simpson (Jessica’s Dad) is a massive scum bag [IDLYITW]

Extremely Hot Joanna Krupa Photo Set [Grumpiest]

Gladiator ‘Siren’ went to Ohio U., talks with student newspaper [The Post]

Matthew McConaughey’s hot model girlfriend is pregnant [Buzz Feed]

Victoria’s Secret $3 Million Super Bowl Ad [Pop Crunch]

Living on Your Lonesome with Dr. Steve Brule [College Candy]

Blake Lively is Lovely… And Cleavagey [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton drunk on video [Blemish]

Most Important Crap of the Day

Cal Ripken Jr. shower robe

• And for the gay Baltimore Orioles fan… a Cal Ripken Jr. shower robe [On The 205th]

Erin McNaught Topless in FHM Australia [The Grumpist]

• The wiener’s name is Tom Brady [With Leather]

• Nude body showdown: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Jessica Alba [Barstool Sports]

Chuck Liddell Tailgates At San Diego Chargers Playoff Game [Busted Coverage]

Will Smith “I am a Scientologist” [The Blemish]

Lesbian Gang Story on Bill O’ Reilly [Drunken Stepfather]

Alessandra Ambrosio is Gross in a Bikini… SIKE! [Egotastic]

Bad Tattoos: A Gallery of Ink That Stinks [Asylum]

• New Marisa Miller pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Megan Fox Really, Really Loves Sex [I Don't Like You In That Way]

Kings of Leon’s biggest celebrity fan is…. [Just Jared]

Fall Out Boy documentary to be directed by Beatles’ filmmaker [Pop Crunch]

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Mesmerizing [Popoholic]

Miley Cyrus & Her Hot Friend - Today’s Jail-bait Lesbian Fantasy [Bastardly]