Choke: A Sex-Addict, Con-Artist, Psychopathic Love Story

Who hasn’t heard the one about the boy who will sleep with anything that has a vagina, who pretends to choke in nice restaurants so people will save him and maybe help him out a little financially so he can pay his mother’s ever increasing medical bills?

Even a story as tired as this comes to life when Chuck Palahniuk writes it.

The man who wrote Fight Club, yes it was a book before it was a movie, is having another novel transferred to the silver screen, Choke, and you should definitely read it first.

The movie premiered in January at the Sundance Film Festival where it won the Special Jury Prize. It’s set for limited release on September 26 of this year, so you’ve got some time to read it before classes start and the first illegal copies of it find their way on to the Internet.

If you love to read this shouldn’t be a hard sell, if you’d rather watch a movie or the latest VH1 reality show this shouldn’t be a hard sell, and if you just love f**ked up sh*t then you should probably already know about Mr. Palahniuk.

Palahniuk writes about a different breed of characters, and subjects that most authors refuse to explore, and both are exponentially more deranged and messed up than anything you can find on TV and most things that come on DVD. I’m convinced that it’s simply impossible to get bored reading one of his books.

He has written about porn stars, transsexuals, sex addicts, models who had their bottom jaw shot off with a rifle, more transsexuals, witches, self-mutilating writers and so much more. Do any of those subjects interest you? They should. Read More »

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read More »

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