If you hadn’t heard, former owner of Deathrow Records, Marion “Suge” Knight got knocked out in one punch last weekend by a Los Angeles barber.

Well, TMZ.com just reported that “several Las Vegas promoters” are sending out invitations to the two men for a New Year’s Eve rematch in Vegas. Winner takes home $1 million dollars.

A letter detailing the fight-night proposition has already been sent to Suge. The only problem is that they can’t find the other guy.

I don’t know about you, but if someone were offering me a million bucks to do something I’d already done, I’d make sure I was readily available.

Ok, what the f*ck is wrong with people?

As reported today, six teenage cheerleaders, from Polk County, Florida, pummeled a classmate nearly to death so they could post the video to MySpace and YouTube.

The Polk County sheriff’s department learned of the video after the victim was beat so badly she had to be taken to the hospital to treat the severe injuries inflicted by the group of girls. A week after the beating, the victim, 16-year-old Victoria Lyndsay, is still recovering from a concussion, and hearing and vision on her left side are yet to return.

The group of six girls and two guys, who were on lookout while the girls beat Victoria inside a home, have all been imprisoned and charged with felony battery and false imprisonment.

Obviously, this is disgusting. The meaningless brutality is difficult for me to even comprehend. But the violence of this single act is only a glaring tell-tale symptom of a greater cultural sickness.

We’ve begun to value fame to such a degree that no act is too shameful. From Jerry Springer to “reality” television to YouTube to the 24-hour news channels, we’ve become a people who elevate those who shock and disgust us. Read More »

This unbelievable brawl went down in the Russian Superleague on January 8, 2008. A total of 378 penalty minutes were given out.

When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!

Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Acevedo’s face the one-two combo.

Once the fight ended Diddy (I can’t believe I’m calling a grown man “Diddy”) decided to revert to his former hood ways, talking smack to the man while he was down, reportedly yelling, “I’ll kill you, punk!”

This time around, Diddy can’t pin his crimes on somebody else.

So what happens if you’re the Oregon Duck and the Houston Cougar mascot starts stealing your trademark dance moves? Yup, we get an official mascot battle royale!

Apparently the Duck became upset when the Cougar imitated one of the Duck’s trademarks - push-ups for total points after each touchdown in front of the student section.

Next thing you know, the Cougar was on the ground and the Duck appeared to be punching him repeatedly.

COED has the video of this Mascot Melee… Check it out after the jump! Read More »

Bruce Lee kicked ass - no doubt about it - but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the Dragon for their Karate flick kicks. We here at CO-ED are proud to present you with some American-style chopsocky - let’s call it chopsuey.

10. The Karate Kid (1984)

Before you roll your eyes, check yourself. Even with two-decades worth of pop culture under its black belt - has anybody ever not attempted to crane-kick in a fight? - nothing can tamper with The Karate Kid’s legacy.

9. Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Big Trouble in Little China’s spiritual little brother, starring Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee as cops cracking down on the violent, drug-dealing gangs of Los Angeles. Hawaiian hottie Tia Carrere makes a guest appearance.

8. Hard to Kill (1990)

Steven Seagal plays a go-for-broke cop named Mason Storm. That’s all you need to know.

7. Kickboxer (1989)

A quick-and-dirty cash-in on Jean Claude Van Damme’s success in Bloodsport. Genius!

6. No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

Classic Van Damme-age before Bloodsport. Genius!

Check out the Top 5 (with video clips for each one) after the jump.

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Finally, a remote human possibility: Dessert Beer! (College Candy)

Two a**hole teenagers taunt and beat down a group of deaf kids at a party. WHAT?
(Mercury News)

Lawyer bills client $5,700 for a brief he copied-and-pasted from the internet. Hey…that’s kinda like what I’m doing right now - for $5,700 a pop. (Tax Prof. Blog)

According to a British researcher, online friendships on sites like MySpace and Facebook are not as strong as “real-life” friendships. Yeah, right…tell that to Tom’s million-strong army. (Reuters)

Economist states that Belgium should be split up into two countries - the southern half for French-speaking Walloons; the north for Dutch-speaking Flemings. No word yet on which area the Bazzlebottoms or Frigglefraggles will call home… (Economist)

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.

From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas - Kanye, five-times snubbed out of awards last night, is reportedly through with the VMAs after his performance was butchered by execs - MTV has fully transformed into a Metric Ton of Visuals.

The highlights lowlights:

Britney’s show-opening, pace-making, stupefying, phoned-in performance of her single “Gimme More.” Even Spears’ super-fans were stunned by her carelessness. As for the “magic” of Criss Angel assisting Brit? Smoke and mirrors, I guess - just like Brit herself.

Sarah Silverman’s harsh put-downs of Brit left the room in a deep silence. F***ing everybody looked away when the camera panned to them after any of Silverman’s barbs towards Brit. Just one more example of celebs having all the money and power in the world and doing nothing short of saving face. Despicable.

Check out the video link (and more pics) of Brit’s performance after the jump.

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