Pants On Fire


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If this guy were dancing, it wouldn’t be half-bad. Problem is, he’s just a bored dumbass that wanted to make a cool video in his room of him catching his pants on fire. Little did he know, it wouldn’t turn out so much “cool” as completely f**king idiotic.

BREAKING: Massive Fire At Universal Studios

universal-studio.jpg According to the Associated Press, a massive blaze ignited around 5:15am [PST] this morning at the Universal Studios New York sound stage in Los Angeles, CA, and has spread from there. The flames have already burned one building to the ground and “as many as three blocks of movie facades were destroyed. No one is reported to have been injured in the blaze.

From the article:

…Though the fire was contained, it was still raging, [Los Angeles County fire Inspector Daryl] Jacobs said.

“The facades are constructed of heavy timber and they tend to burn quite freely,” he said.

The blaze broke out just before dawn on a sound stage, fire Capt. Frank Reynoso said. A thick column of smoke rose thousands of feet into the air as firefighting helicopters swept in to drop water.

More than 100 firefighters were working to ensure the flames didn’t spread to nearby brush, Reynoso said.

Filming might have been going on at the time the fire broke out and there was at least one explosion, Reynoso said.

That’s a hell of thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning. I could barely walk my dog at 5am, let alone deal with any bullsh*t like that. We’ll keep you updated as new information comes in.

The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

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• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.

• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.

• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.

A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.

• Burglars in East Kansas City, Missouri make a big mistake when they unknowingly break into a police officer’s home.

California Evacuations Suck!

San Diego fire

My mom wanted me to go to Columbia - where she went.

My dad wanted me to go to Boston College - where he went.

Of course, I chose a third option - head west to the lovely San Diego State University.

Riiiiiight - hot chicks, warm weather and palm trees year round…that is a no brainer for any heterosexual 18 year old dude that just finished high school. Of course, as I sit in the airport for the past 2 days trying to get the HELL out of this part of the country, jappy Columbia chicks and hippie Boston chicks don’t sound so bad right now.

Please don’t hate on me, I didn’t go to my college for the hottie factor alone, but I was looking for a unique college experience. Fleeing my dorm from the heat of an impending forest fire is NOT exactly what I had in mind. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire

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Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer - the Vatican is. (Telegraph)

If us men can have MILFs than women can have HOGs. (College Candy)

Be Paris “Princess in Prison” Hilton this Halloween season (dumb-as-bricks demeanor not included - you have to supply that yourself!). (Dress Up America)

The nation’s largest Cockfighting ring was raided and shut down. That’s some major cock-blocking. (SignOnSanDiego)

Texas School Board forces student with long hair to cut if all off, because everybody knows that things like individuality and personal beliefs are forbidden in school - unless you’re Christian. (KSAT)

Don’t Yell at Your TV - You May Get Arrested

Angry at TVGuy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)

Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)

Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Tomato.” (BBC News)

Grandpa’s got major karate skills. (10 TV)

Want DESTRUCTION? Try Microwaving Stuff…

U-Starvin

What guy doesn’t like blowing shit up, melting things or in general, lighting crap of fire? Every guy in America has some hidden fascination with destruction. Why do you think the Discovery Channel and TLC are so popular?

On U-Starvin.com some “scientist” puts random everyday objects into microwaves and sees what will happen after a few minutes of cooking. The premise is pretty simple but the video results will leave you entertained for hours.

If you don’t believe me visit U-Starvin.com and see what happens to a dozen eggs (or even Christmas lights) after they spend a few minutes in what I’ve coined, “the microwave of destruction.”