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So, I was supposed to have an article about the Olympics together for you, but along my journalistic travels, I came across this game on MiniClip.com called Dune Buggy. And now I don’t have an article about the Olympics. Instead, I have a dune buggy game. If it can keep me from doing my job, I bet it can keep you from doing your job too!
 Dune Buggy |
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It’s Sunday - time to relax and nurse your hangover.
This game is like a cool drink of water, serious. Calm yet freaky scenes challenge you to find the difference. Are you game?
Escape! is easily one of the most A.D.D.icting games around.
You control the path of the red block; your objective is to avoid the blue blocks for as long as you can. I’d say this ranks right up there with the helicopter game.
It’s rumored that Asian fighter pilots can keep it going for more than 2 minutes - but if you can get past 45 seconds you are an Escape! wizard.
Hmmm…where do I begin to explain the premise of 9 Doors?
Players control a semi-animated stick figure - and when I say semi-animated I mean intentionally bootleg for comedic purposes; think “End of the World”. Anyways, there are nine doors. One door leads to yayness and the rest lead to death.
Simply start by choosing doors. Pick a death door and your stick figure will die a hilarious death like getting stabbed by five javelins, getting his head squished by an enormous machine or getting injected with an AIDS needle.
Play 9 Doors tonight when you are hammered and the bootleg simplicity of the whole thing will keep you clicking for a good 20 minutes.
Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.
What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?
The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him; the LSD mouse is real f***ing friendly and has been waving hi to the other mice since I’ve been here; the dancing Ecstasy mouse really likes techno and the heroin mouse OD’d on the couch early this morning.
Good luck doing drugs tonight after you spend 15 minutes on this site.
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