As Busted Coverage said, Preakness is the party of the year for East Coast college students. They posted a solid photo list of what to expect from this year’s Preakness, so we decided to elaborate with our own extensive list of things you will miss at Preakness–if you decide to stay home. If you aren’t attending tomorrow, reevaluate you’re life because you’re an idiot.

Nothing–and I mean nothing (except a bout of explosive poop)–should keep you from heading down to Baltimore this weekend. But if you absolutely can’t make it, COED’s got your back. Read More »

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)

Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade - hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)

Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I can’t believe I’m starting to like - nay, love - K-Fed. (TMZ)

I can’t possibly expand on this: “Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding.” (Breitbart)

Hillary Clinton’s laugh (dubbed the “Clinton Cackle”) is no laughing matter. (Wonkette)

Garry Kasparov: world chess champion, Russian and…presidential candidate in Russia? (CBS)