Oh those crazy Catholics!

It seems like Pope and his peeps are bored, thanks to a lull in priest’s raping altar boys. Now they are monitoring the roasts of Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic of Mike and Mike in the Morning.

Dude, it’s a roast!

The goal in a roast is to say tasteless sh** that is funny because of how unfunny it is. Look at the roasts of Flava Flav, Pam Anderson, and Shatner; the Flava show alone spouted enough slurs to reach Mel Gibson’s yearly quota!

I was born and raised Catholic; but if the all-knowing Catholic Justice League goes after Dana Jacobson with such hatred they’re just as pathetic as the bat-sh** Muslims who killed people for drawing a cartoon of Muhammad.

Anyone who has ever listened to sports radio knows that Golic went to Notre Dame, and Dana was trying to poke fun. Whether it was funny, in good taste or even entertaining is completely immaterial. In a roast, the whole goal is to say things that wouldn’t normally say in public.

I really don’t see the big deal! How sensitive can you be? Especially when you are the Catholic Church! When your religious organization is responsible for the single most horrific cover-up of child molestation on a global scale, you really need to toughen up and see the big picture.

We’re still looking for the video of Dana saying the infamous words. In the meantime, watch some roast videos with slurs against Jews, whites and nearly every minority group known to man.

Wanna know what stinks? Celebrities.

Maxim listed the 16 “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” and I must admit, just looking at the pictures makes me feel sick. Some of these people are really f**kin’ grimy.

After the jump I’ll break down the 6 smelliest looking celebrities; make sure you check out the Maxim list to see the full 16. Read more

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.

We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.

Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump. Read more