As if we needed any more reasons to regularly fondle ourselves, May is National Masturbation Month!

Something tells me you guys already know how to celebrate this properly, but if the ol’ wank-and-go won’t cut it for this special month, our friends at Fleshbot.com (mildly NSFW) have put together a nice round-up of all the masturbatory opportunities available to spice-up your “me-time” celebrations.

So, enjoy. (Just keep the excitement to yourself.)

The internet is a beautiful thing sometimes.

With the advent of technology comes many a burden, but all problems fall by the wayside when something so life-affirming, so essential to our lives, is found when browsing the World Wide Web.

That something is Smurf Porn (NSFW).

Watching a gaggle of men dressed up like Smurfs smurf the ever-living hell out of a Smurfette-lookalike is one of life’s great pleasures - and that’s before you throw in the Spanish dialogue. As a bonus, keep a lookout around 3:45 on the vid for a wonderful surprise cameo!

Smurfette could suck the blue off a Smurf…and she does.