Did Jared “The Subway Guy” Die Yesterday?

index_06.jpgIt might just be a nasty Internet rumor, but there are reports that Jared “The Subway Guy” Fogel died at 4:43pm, yesterday afternoon.

The first person to get us substantial proof that Jared “The Subway Guy” Fogel did or did not die yesterday will receive a $15 iTunes gift card.

E-mail your proof to editor@coedmagazine.com.

Tailgating 101

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Tailgating. It has become the most popular ‘ritual before the actual ritual’ ritual. It takes the term ‘pre-gaming’ to a whole different level. Whether it’s before a concert, graduation, Baptism, a job or even a funeral, it all has the same universal goal, laid out very simply in this sentence: “Drink to get drunk before you drink, you drunk!� In other words, it’s the process of getting a nice buzz going before the actual main event, in this week’s case, Opening Sunday of the NFL.

If you are one of the unfortunate cities to not have an NFL team … well, you will most likely have a less awesome time than those tailgating… unless your doing your own thing, like drinking. If you are drinking, don’t drive, unless you’re driving an SUV of course… Anyway, where was I? Oh right, drinking to get drunk before you drink, you drunk.

Depending on where you are from and the type of fans the team has will decide what kind of tailgate will be had. Bears fans from the windy city and Patriot fans holding their beers with gloves on up in the Northeast, usually have a really super tailgate… judging by the heaviness of their male population: fat people drink and eat more!

The severely deprived fans of Philadelphia have their own little slogan, “Drink to get drunk before being disappointed.â€? These fans know their teams will ultimately shit the bed, so the Philadelphia tailgate usually starts a good 7 hours before kickoff, if you are running late. Read More »

Cheap Ass Food That’s Actually Awesome

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So, you like food, like going out to eat, but don’t want to waste your money on a restaurant you know nothing about and which may end up being not worth the $10 price tag.

You don’t mind doing a little research, but can’t seem to find a website for 20-somethings on a budget (I mean, who doesn’t want to try a $25 dollar burger? I wouldn’t mind, but my wallet would).

All those top rated restaurants come with top rated price tags, not to mention miniscule portions and sides of snails and fish eggs.

Well, worry no more, Foodies. I’ve got the website of your dreams.

Cheapassfood.com is a funny, colorful, and oh so age appropriate website that gives picture perfect reviews on food people like us would actually want to eat. Read More »