US News & World Report Ranks The Best Colleges

US News & World Report Ranks The Best Colleges

U.S. News has collected data from more than 1,400 colleges to bring you this year’s rankings. But remember, just because these are the best schools for academics doesn’t mean they’ll give you the best all-around college experience. Plus, you’ll end up paying for it for the rest of your life. [US News & World Report]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia College Tour

Offering enthusiastic viewers a new way to demonstrate their love for the show, FX will be touring the country, stopping in ten locations where fans can compete to win a whole host of It’s Always Sunny themed prizes: Paddy’s Pub T-shirts, DVDs of the series and of course the aforementioned bronzed baby trophy.

So, brush up on your Sunny trivia, kids, ’cause the gang could be coming to a college near you… [Zap 2]

The World’s Richest Dropouts

Michael Dell enrolled as a biology major at University of Texas but spent more time fiddling with stacks of computer parts in his dorm room than hitting up the library. Instead of studying, he started selling new computers through advertisements in local papers.

It was a lucrative distraction. By the end of his freshman year, Dell was selling about $80,000 a month in computers. With the money rolling in, Dell decided not to return to school. [Forbes]

2 Withdraw From Petition to Rethink Drinking Age

Two college presidents, both in Georgia, have withdrawn their names from a petition to reconsider the legal drinking age after it drew blistering criticism this week from Mothers Against Drunk Driving, safety experts, transportation officials and politicians.

But 15 more from across the country have signed on, the organizers said Thursday. All told, 123 presidents from colleges including Dartmouth, Duke, Ohio State and Tufts are supporting the petition. [NY Times]

The Daily Shocker: Half-a-Million-Dollar Beer

The Daily Shocker

Good news: eBay user “Petere92346″ sells an unopened bottle of “allsop’s [sic] arctic ale.full and corked with a wax seal” (produced in 1852) for over $300 bucks! Bad news (for Petere92346): buyer “Collectordan” resells unopened bottle of “Museum Quality ALLSOPP’S ARCTIC ALE 1852 SEALED/FULL!!” for over $500,000. Lesson learned: grammar pays. (Greatblogabout)

Mo’ money mo’ problems indeed as the world’s biggest money-makers shake in their collective 24-karat gold alligator boots. (Reuters)

Former Red Sox All-Star Jose Offerman pleads not guilty to charges of assault with a baseball bat. Problem is, those pesky videos, photos and thousands of witnesses say otherwise. (WBZTV)

The World’s Wildest Delicacies aka The Worst Food of All Time. (Times Online)

Pravda states that sex “treats hangovers, painful menstruations and [the] common cold.” So the next time your girlfriend is hungover, on the rag and sick offer her sex - how could she resist? (Pravda)

The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

The Daily Shocker

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)

Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of stock at the local supermarket. (The Morning Call)

IBM is developing a chip no bigger than a speck of dust that can hold about 1,000 trillion bits of data. World domination is only months away! (Information Week)

Forbes releases top crop of the world’s most powerful women. Surprisingly, strippers were omitted from the list. (CNN)

50 Cent: 1, Kanye West: 0

50 CentFiddy must be mighty happy to see his name above the College Dropout on Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash Kings list for 2006. Kanye: PWNED.

Curtis Jackson’s fiscal year sported a $36 million-dollar earning (ranking #2), most likely from his ridiculous Vitamin Water payoff along with his clothing line. Mr. West, on the other hand, raked in $17 million (#8) in total income – chump change when comparing to 50.

But does 50’s win in the Battle of the Bling have any effect on who will tally up more sales when both rappers release albums (Curtis for 50, Graduation for ‘Ye) on September 11?

It’s up for debate, but not likely.
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