Fred Taylor Screws Fantasy Football Owners

Fred Taylor Has Gone and Done Something Stupid

Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan

Veronica Becerra is Smokin’

Dear Maury, Sarah Palin Needs Your Assistance

Super-Charge Your Snacks: Caffeine-Infused Munchies

Why are Flies So Hard to Swat?

Canseco To Appear On FOX’s ‘Moment Of Truth’

Porn or Barack Obama or Both? NSFW

Unibrow & College Want to Pimp Your Dorm

35 Places To Download Free, Legal MP3s - Sorry, RIAA!

Peanut Butter Mother F**ker! (NSFW)

Nevaeh & Taylor Jones Are Not Your Typical Soccer Players

Partly Cloudy With A 100% Chance of FAIL!

I have watched this one 30 plus times and am still laughing my ass off. Instant classic.

Props to GorillaMask for uncovering this little gem.

Obama Speech: Any Fair and Balanced Left in the News?

If so, I can’t find it.

So Obama is done giving his speech, and I am flipping between MSNBC with Chris Matthews/Keith Oberman and FOX.

If Matthews and Oberman were any more up Obama’s ass - they would have been covered in sh*t. FOX on the otherhand, might has well have been burning pictures of Obama and were tearing apart every vocal inflection he made.

What ever happened to impartial news reporting? I remember growing up and feeling that I could believe anything the news people reported, because there was this integrity of impartial news reporting. Those days are gone.

If you were to flip, as I am right now, you would think the reporters watched 2 completely different speeches. You can’t argue the fact that Obama is a great public speaker, but why not simply highlight the points he made? No, of course not. Everyone needs to give their 2 cents as to what they took away from him.

But Keith Oberman? Really? Dude, you were on SportsCenter…please stop. Tell me what you think about Favre moving to the Jets, don’t interpret political language and positioning.

That was exhausting just to watch.

FOX To Stream Fall Premieres For Dorms

FOX To Stream Fall Premieres For Dorms

In a first, Fox will stream the premiere of “Fringe” and season opener of “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” online at the same time as they bow on TV.

But there’s a catch: Only computer users on college campuses will be able to log in to watch the simul-stream.

Move helps Fox expose the trend-setting college audience — who are more likely to have computers than TVs in their dorm rooms — to the shows. [Variety]

US Colleges Moving To Retire Cafeteria Trays

Crammed on middle linebacker Derek Walker’s plate are beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, spinach and a roll. In the other hand, he balances a salad and a bottle of hot sauce. He lumbers through the small, tabled-filled cafeteria and plunks down without spilling a drop.

All without a tray.

“You’ve just got to do with what you have,” Walker said. Glenville State has joined an increasing number of colleges and universities that have shed their cafeteria trays. [Google]

Beijing 2008: College Olympians to Remember

Scores of athletes competing in Beijing were 2008 collegians, including a dozen American medal-winners.

Look back at some of the best, culled from our blog coverage at home and abroad. [uWire]

David Palmer: A Key To Obama’s Campaign

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In his role on Fox’s popular TV show “24,” Dennis Haysbert portrayed David Palmer, the first African-American U.S. president. Because of his high profile (and fictional) status, he feels that this may have helped pave the way for Barack Obama.

At a teleconference call promoting the upcoming American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at Lake Tahoe, David Palmer Dennis Haysbert said, “If anything, my portrayal of David Palmer, I think, may have helped open the eyes of the American people.” He even says that fan have asked him to run for office.

Dude, don’t you realize that if you are the precedent for Obama’s campaign, that may not necessarily be a good thing–since your run as on “24″ ended with you at the receiving end of an assassin’s bullet. Maybe not the best connection to make, broo.

Leeann Tweeden is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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In a smorgasborg of hotness (she’s Norwegian, Spanish and Filipino), this 35-year-old model and actress is best known for her role as correspondent on Fox Sport Net’s Best Damn Sports Show Period from 2000 to 2007. And be sure to check out Leeann on the Covino and Rich Show airs on Sirius Satellite Radio channel 108 (Maxim Radio) every weekday from 3-7 EST.

Check out Leeann Tweeden’s Daily Snapshot Gallery at Gorilla Mask

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How to Become a Great Salesman

salesmanIt could be stocks, cars, widgets, ads, stereos, it doesn’t matter: there’s a high percentage of you that will ‘get’ to experience possibly this less-than-glamorous career path.

“The word ’salesperson’ conjures up a lot of stereotypes,” says Jeffery Fox, a Harvard Business graduate and founder of Fox & Company, an award-winning marketing consulting firm. ‘It makes me think of Glengarry Glen Ross. That is NOT a good example of a sales person. It can be a school teacher selling students on writing, parents selling a kid on cleaning a room - it’s more than just sales.”

In his book Secrets of Great Rainmakers, Fox goes to great lengths to differentiate between a normal salesperson and a rainmaker, who is a salesperson that “sells the most, makes the best, and does it during any condition.”

The good news? Fox can make you rain - or is that reign?

Is becoming a ‘rainmaker’ easy? Is it teachable?

The best sales people are actually modest, quiet and ask a lot of questions. That’s something that can be taught. But it’s hard for schools to do. Very few faculty have the necessary battle scars; they come from an academic-oriented mindset, a lot statistics. That’s not what I teach. Read More »

“Battle of the Bods” is Brutal

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Fox sure knows how to make brainless, uncomfortable programming.

If The Moment of Truth flirts with disaster, Battle of the Bods goes right for the jugular: it consists of five girls who compare each other’s assets on a scale from 1 to 5, in hopes of placing each other in the same rated order as three judge(mental) dudes watching them from behind a two-way mirror.

The girl who matches the judge’s decisions closest wins a cash prize.

American values, you’ve done it again! Read More »