July 6, 2008 - 4:52 pm
, By Marc--Michigan State
Americans are a materialistic bunch and I am no exception. And now that I’m faced with the task of moving all my stuff into a new apartment, I understand why too much stuff can be bad. My lease ends in two days; I’ve already found a new place, and I’m moving in with some good friends, but moving still sucks.
Somehow over the past year I’ve accumulated a substantial pile of sh*t, and it’s currently sitting in the center of my room. I need to dig through it, sort it out, and pack it in boxes so I can schlep it across town. Really, I need to downsize my life.
Here are the five things I’ve decided to get rid of to make this move easier. Read More »
October 16, 2007 - 2:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Hey ladiiiiiiiies!
Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?
Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!
Her Depot - yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker - is a “sister store” of the popular chain of home improvement stores…with a female twist!
Instead of purchasing important items like snowblowers and aluminum siding you can buy real home essentials like flowers, storage bins, furniture, flowers, super cute kitchen stuff, pottery and flowers.
Ladies love flowers - am I right, ladies? Read More »
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Tags: bed-bath-and-beyond, crate-and-barrel, female, flowers, furniture, girly, her-depot, home-depot, home-essentials, home-improvement, ladies, ladies-night, macys, pier-1, pottery-barn, sams-club, snowblowers, storage-bins, target, trader-joes
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October 4, 2007 - 1:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?
Couldn’t you get the same effect the Liberator provides by piling up pillows into the shape of a ramp? Why does this company deserve my money?
After a bit of web sleuthing I can now see the charms in this portable coitus cushion.
Liberator products - yes, they sell much more than the sex ramp; more on that later - are IKEA-esque cushions, couches and ramps that are used for the same reason you lay down newspaper for your dog: mess control. The last thing you need is a not-so-secretive splooge stain on the futon your mom bought as a housewarming gift.
As sex props, these pieces of sexual furniture do their job. Each cushion is designed for maximum pleasure in a particular position; the “Zeppelin” acts as a “love ship” modeled for threesomes and orgies while the “Cube” (main pic is tasteful; others are NSFW) is all about space-saving sex.
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Tags: control, couches, cube, cushions, furniture, george-clooney, liberator, NSFW, pillows, products, ramps, Sex, sex-ramp, sexual-furniture, zeppelin
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