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Revenge of the Washington State Nerds

Nerds and Sorority girls. They go together like a John Hughes movie and the 80’s.Which is probably why Washington State’s Linux Users Group (the university’s largest computer club) has decided put out a memo to all the sororities on campus: “Make us over, and we’ll do your homework.�

In an effort to attract more women to the computer science program (and get a free haircut), the “nerds� of WSU’s Linux Club plan to host a “nerd auction�.

“You can buy a nerd and he’ll fix your computer�, their website explains, “help you with stats homework, or if you’re really adventurous, take you to dinner!�

But before the computer loving dudes go through with the auction, they’re looking for a few good sorority girls to make them more appealing.

“If anyone’s going to bid on us, we’ll need some spicing up. And who better to help with that than sorority girls who like nothing better than a makeover?�

While the whole “Beauty and the Greekâ€? event is still in the planning stages, WSU’s computer program has garnered national attention because of it. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Tase Her

The Daily Shocker

A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her. Naturally, they tasered her, which seems to be all the rage these days. (Breitbart)

Video: Sherri Shepherd of The View “not sure” if the world is flat or not. It takes a dumb, round girl to not know if the Earth is flat or not. (YouTube)

A man, drunk off his ass, decides to play Santa Claus for his girlfriend and hop down her chimney at 3:30am - what happens next is anybodys guess. Helpful hint: she wasn’t too happy about it. (WTAE)

A man, probably drugged off his ass, decides to take the advice of his dog, Peaches; barge onto a school bus filled with kids and take away their backpacks for fear they contain drugs. Way to take the law into your own paws, McGruff the Crime Dog. (HeraldNet)

Xbox 360, Mass Effect, aliens, lesbians, sex - McLovin’s wet dream. (Joystiq)

A Girl Article: Do Geeks Make Better Boyfriends?

After writing a little bit about Second Life, I got to thinking about the types of people who play it. And then I got to thinking about the sex lives of those people. And then I shuddered a little, but also wondered:Do geeks make good boyfriends?

Because the internet is all expansive and all knowing, someone has already answered that question for me in a convenient, numbered fashion.

Many of the reasons are funny, and most make a lot of sense. Like number 6:

“[geeks] are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Read More »