Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.
I have a good friend, I’ll call her Sandy, who recently decided that open was the best kind of relationship, so all of my advice is the direct result of her actual experiences that have been rehashed to me. My friend’s trial run didn’t turn out so well, she and her boyfriend eventually broke up, but she insists that it wasn’t all bad and that she’d do it again given the opportunity.
Check out the Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship after the break! Read More »
The girls over at College Candy read our our list of the 13 Facts About Women…Men Forget and came up with a rebuttal, “13 Truths About Men That They Will Lie About Until They Die, But We Are Insightful Enough to Figure Out No Matter How Much They Deny.”
The girls think their list is ingenious but let’s leave that for you guys to decide.
The EURO2008 championship game between Spain and Germany kicks off today at 2:30PM EST on ABC.
Footballers are notorious for having sexy wives and girlfriends so take a look at COED Presents: The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer and see which WAGs from today’s championship made the list. Plus, a whole bunch of hotties that didn’t, but we’re not going to hold it against them…
One day during her freshman year, Yesenia Arellano walked into her dorm room to find her roommate with a guy, just about to have sex.
“He was lying on the bed and she was doing something with her shirt, taking it off or something. I told her, ‘Let me know when you’re done,’ and left,” said Arellano, a second-year biochemistry student.
But this wasn’t anything new for her. In fact, she regularly became a victim of “sexiling,” a casual term that describes kicking a roommate out of the room in order to hook up. [The Daily Bruin]
Rowling Charges Grads to Accept Failure, Cultivate Imagination
One could forgive J.K. Rowling for mistaking Thursday’s afternoon exercises for a Gryffindor reunion.
Despite a persistent drizzle, a lively audience—including more than its typical share of youngsters—gathered under an assortment of University shields, in Tercentenary Theater, to hear the author of the acclaimed “Harry Potter” series deliver the Commencement address. [Harvard Crimson]
Havard Law to Help Legalize Weed
When most people get caught smoking bud (marijuana) they usually follow a set step procedure:
1. They get angry because the cops just took away their weed.
2. They’re angrier because they realize that they’re going to have to pay a huge fine.
3. And they get even more angry because they can’t understand why smoking responsibly should be illegal.
Then they bite their lip, and pay the fines.
After getting busted with possession by an undercover police officer Richard Cusick and R. Keith Stroup followed the first three steps, but refused to lay down to the law. They have now turned to Harvard Law School professor, Charles R Nesson, for guidance. And they will make the argument that the outlawing of marijuana has no “rational basis.” [CollegeOTR]
While perusing (and by “perusing” I mean checking and re-checking) Facebook for the fourth time yesterday, I noticed that no one had done anything since the last time I logged in (an hour before). In a fit of never ending boredom, I decided to look at pictures of me.
Of the 300ish photos of me, 250 involved drinking and 249 of those involved me making some sort of awful face. Not like “I wasn’t ready for the camera” awful; more like, “I am going to make the ugliest face I can think of” awful. The sad part is that I can distinctly remember taking most of those pictures and consciously making the faces that are now staring back at (and horrifying) me.
I even laughed as I made one of my uglier faces and poked my head into what would have been a great picture of friends. Why did I ever think that was a good idea?
Self Reflective Beer Goggles, that’s why.
It’s like the minute the beer hits my lips, I am somehow unable to take a picture without doing something completely stupid. Whether it’s an awful face or acting way out of line (tons of regret the next morning) I always look horribly, terrifyingly, bad. Read More »
Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.)
What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of problems than by sending an STD E-Card to your past girlfriends and/or flings commemorating the event?
inSPOT, the website responsible for the STD E-Cards, seem to be pitching them as an alternative method for introverted, emo kids who would rather not go through the trouble of actually talking to their past hookups face to face. Oopsy Daisy indeed.
If this “trend” catches on, it just proves how severely f***ed up our generation is.
As for me, I have hope for our generation: with the right spin, expect these STD E-Cards to be sent to every Tom, Dick and Jane with an email address. We are sick, cynical bastards who take nothing seriously, just like our parents always tell us. Congrats to us!
Until there’s a better way to relay the bad news to your ex-flames (outside of telling them in person or over the phone or by email or any other way more respectable than a f**king E-Card), I guess they will have to do, right? These digital disease warnings are a healthy reminder on why girls shouldn’t hook up with you in the first place, you selfish, shamless, careless piece of sh*t.
If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorless sack of ice in the lap, reserve a candlelit dinner at White Castle, or something to that extent. Do something fun and spontaneous that doesn’t require you or her stressing about money.
Or, you can order a gift today to be delivered in the near future. Who cares if it arrives late - it’s a gift. Who gets mad about receiving a gift, really? Read More »
We’ve all got sex fantasies. But what do the fantasies you dream about mean? Read below and find out that maybe you aren’t as weird as you (and your friends and family) think.
1: Class Mate/Co-worker
People you see everyday often pop up first when you scroll through your mental menu for masturbatory fodder. But one study found that 38 percent of guys feel guilty about these type of fantasies. Hooking up with a girl from class is easy work but unless Bar Rafaeli sits next to you, think about a stranger instead.
2: Group sex
Group sex can imply a few things. One, if you fantasize about this you may have an innate fear of rejection because in real life you can’t approcch so many lover so you leave it to imagination. Two, you may have a sexual appetite that can’t be satisfied in reality. Three, fantasizing about group sex could mean you crave lots of simulation and creativity – after all, you say, what good are two breasts if you can touch four? Read More »