February 1, 2008 - 12:45 pm
, By Editor
You ran into your ex-girlfriend at the bar. She was looking hotter than ever, and you clearly weren’t going to ignore her, so you went over to say hello. And three, four - say 10 drinks later - you wound up saying much more in bed.
Normally, we’d give you a high five and say, “Good for you, stud!” But you have a girlfriend. An awesome girl - let’s call her Sally - who’s sweet and nice and even pays for dinner sometimes. You feel terrible, and you told Sally this, that you regretted the hook-up the second after it occurred.
Although honesty is normally the best policy, in this case it’s painful to uphold. Read More »
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Tags: best_friend, conscience, ex_girlfriend, girls_night, good_behavior, honesty, hook_up, infidelity, mom, romantic_feelings, sally, stud, whole_lot
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July 10, 2007 - 10:00 am
, By COED Staff
Everything was going great with that blonde in Sociology. You thought you were definitely in when you started joking around with her on the first day of class about the plural of the word syllabus: ‘Is it syllabi or syllabuseseseses?’That’s air-tight.
Things progressed along nicely for the next few weeks. She opened up to you about how her dog was killed in a freak badmitton accident. Another senseless death dealt by the shuttle cock. You told her about your fear of snakes. ‘It’s not so much that they bite, but that they move without legs.’ And then right when you were sure she was into you, WAM!, she extends an invitation to girls’ night (’You know, we’ll just have some sangria, throw in The Notebook and have a good cry’). Next, she asks you to hook her up with your buddy. Way to go, bro: You’ve ended up in The Friend Zone. Read More »
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Posted in Gender Gap
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Tags: dildo_baggins, fear_of_snakes, friend_zone, girls_night, good_cry, most_important_things, motorboats, sangria, senseless_death, sexual_innuendos, shuttle_cock, skin_to_skin, things_to_remember, third_chance, uncle_jesse, watching_sex, word_syllabus
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