Harvard Prof Mad at Rich Kids Everywhere
July 25, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily
Recently, I read an article that centered on a Harvard professor’s anger after a recent grad whom he taught (Jared Kushner, the son of a realllly powerful real estate developer) went out and bought the New York Observer — and then slashed the paychecks of the Observer’s freelancers, one of whom was the Harvard professor himself. The professor was pissed that Kushner, who most likely gave him attitude in the classroom, had the money and the audacity to do something that monumental, while the professor was making around $15,500 a year.
“When intellectuals act as clerks and students act as clients, how do college teachers differ from corporate accountants?” the professor angrily writes. “…the sedulous banality of the rich degrades teaching into a service-class preoccupation whose chief duty is preparing clients for monied careers.” Read more
It Began As a Mistake: The Twisted Family History of Puma and Adidas
June 17, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Features, Sports

Before the War on Terror, Iraq, Afghanistan and the first Gulf War; before Vietnam, Korea and the long Cold War, the old world order was dominated by the tyranny of fear of Nazi Germany and the atrocities of catastrophic world war. But within the tumultuous years between WWI and WWII emerged two of today’s most dominant shoe companies: Puma and Adidas. And they each owe their existences to a mere family misunderstanding between broken brothers. Read more
Survival Guide to Avoiding the ‘Guido Fist Pump’
August 16, 2007 by Chris - Marist
Filed under Getting Out

Itâs summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the shore for the weekends. I personally head down to the Jersey shore as itâs in close proximity to NYC and because I havenât reached baller status and simply canât afford the lush Hamptons (Though if you have a house and would like to put me up, I can be reached at 212-660-2245. Iâll bring the booze).
Now before you start breaking out those dirty Jersey jokes hear me out. No, New Jersey isnât covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isnât the armpit of America. Itâs a great state, with a lot going for it. I do have one major problem with my state though. Lately, it seems that wherever I seem to go, Iâm confronted with an overwhelming amount of Fist Pumping Guidoâs. I constantly find myself surrounded by roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci and Armani t-shirts and blow-outs that make Andrew Dice Clay look cool. Wow, and donât get me started with the fist pumping. For those that are unaware, a fist pumper is a Guido that by nature feels a sense of urgency and duty to move his fist up and down in the air â creating a continuous pumping motion. What I had originally had thought to be a trend it seems they never got the memo from â96 - that this trend went out of style faster than the collar pop. So like many, Iâve had to look for ways to avoid this rare, yet heavily populated breed. When going out, if you live by these 3 rules, youâll be Guido free in no time. Read more


























































