Wow…just, wow. We knew this was bad because of their mating habits. But not this bad. I’m guessing they put human growth hormone into the Jersey water, and then they let them breed. And in this lucky clip, their women do battle. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Wow…just, wow. We already knew guidos were a societal stain from their mating rituals, but we had no idea it could be this bad and widespread. It’s like they pump human growth hormone directly into the Jersey water supply, and then let them breed. In this one, you get to see their women fight. It’s so good bad, it almost brings you to tears…

Valentine’s Day 2008 has come and gone but it did offer us a chance to hit the town (”the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) and pick up on some lingo (”lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).

North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club slut. Seeing that we were smack dab in the middle of Douchebag Central, we found more Guidos spitting game to their orange-skinned counterparts than you could shake a hairspray can at.

After the jump you will see a collection of pick up lines North Jersey Guidos that were used out of desperation on the most romantic of nights. Read more

This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!

Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-bag just how much of a douche bag he really is with his very own… douche bag.

Yes, that’s right: a douche bag. A douche bag for a douchebag.

Some restrictions may apply:

While mailadouche.com cannot let you write a personal note to the recipient - legal red tape, I suppose - they can package a letter with the delivered douche bearing his (or her!) name.

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno - Guidos.

It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tail.

Hot chicks with douche bags! For 90% of us the unfortunate obsession women have for meat-heads will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of our college years.

I am really clueless as to how it happens - but it does. Here are the pictures to prove it.

Galleries after the jump! Read more

Here at COED we have an infatuation with hating on guidos. Lets call it our trademark. As long as being a guido is trendy then we will be here to rip on them.

The latest in hilarious guido media is the “My New Haircut” video blowing up on YouTube. It’s a must see that will have you quoting, “Jagerbombs,” “f***ing skanks,” and “not now chief… I’m in the f***ing zone” for weeks!

Check out the madness after the jump!… Read more

Read about “Stevie C” after the jump! Read more

It’s summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the shore for the weekends. I personally head down to the Jersey shore as it’s in close proximity to NYC and because I haven’t reached baller status and simply can’t afford the lush Hamptons (Though if you have a house and would like to put me up, I can be reached at 212-660-2245. I’ll bring the booze).

Now before you start breaking out those dirty Jersey jokes hear me out. No, New Jersey isn’t covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isn’t the armpit of America. It’s a great state, with a lot going for it. I do have one major problem with my state though. Lately, it seems that wherever I seem to go, I’m confronted with an overwhelming amount of Fist Pumping Guido’s. I constantly find myself surrounded by roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci and Armani t-shirts and blow-outs that make Andrew Dice Clay look cool. Wow, and don’t get me started with the fist pumping. For those that are unaware, a fist pumper is a Guido that by nature feels a sense of urgency and duty to move his fist up and down in the air – creating a continuous pumping motion. What I had originally had thought to be a trend it seems they never got the memo from ’96 - that this trend went out of style faster than the collar pop. So like many, I’ve had to look for ways to avoid this rare, yet heavily populated breed. When going out, if you live by these 3 rules, you’ll be Guido free in no time. Read more

Urban Dictionary definition of a “Guido”: An Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to “hit the clubs” long into his mid to late 30’s. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Go down the Jersey Shore and in every direction you will see “Guidos” sexually harassing everything that moves. For those of you living in East Bumble-f*uck, PA who don’t know what a “Guido” looks like I’ve included a photo below that breaks down the style of your average NJ Guido.

(Click to see full blown image) Image from photobucket user: chuckhenning