June 23, 2008 - 4:00 pm
, By A.D. - Columbia College
I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?
Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. Read More »
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October 5, 2007 - 4:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)
Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiiiiiide, beyotches! (News4Jax)
Maxim presents “The World’s Most Annoying Couples.” (Maxim)
Kids: don’t cry over spilled milk. Adults: don’t cry over a 28-cent overcharge for toilet paper that wasn’t supposed to be taxed. (Pittsburgh Post)
Woman entering federal court is told to take off her bra, ’cause it sets off the metal detector. Upon asking for a private place to undo herself, officers said “No.” All I picture next is the woman saying “Okay, fellas” followed by…chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm. (MSNBC)
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October 5, 2007 - 10:00 am
, By COED Staff
First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two more beers tucked away in her purse! Rad. (WNDU)
Arts, farts and crafts: art teacher sues after being fired for painting with butt. (Daily Press)
RainbowVision, a gay retirement home, is not happy with the straight community moving into their neighborhood. Wait…what? (LA Times)
Policeman in Japan shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits. It doesn’t get much more embarrassing than that. (Mainichi Daily News)
Wait, it just did: A 39-year-old woman is arrested for having a stolen donut in the back of her pants. (Lancaster Online)
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