Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

Face it: you suck at buying or preparing a quality costume for Halloween. It happens.

To make matters worse you are the third-wheel to an “adorable couple” who are 100% in tandem with their costumes, making you even lamer by comparison.

In the event you want to ditch the couples on Halloween night you still have your friends to worry about. The vast majority of them are too douchy to even attempt wearing a costume for fear it will make them look lame in front of scantily-clad chicks - which of course they already do.

What to do?

You gotta be crafty.

You gotta look your best for the ladies on the most scandalous of nights.

You gotta use your limited imagination, son - or follow these tips for last-minute costume ideas. Read more