Strap on your ass-kicking boots and get ready to roll like a 10-inch tongued rockstar with the Gene Simmons axe controller for Playstation. Available for both Guitar Hero and Rock Band, this three-quarter replica of the Kiss bassist’s legendary axe bass guitar is custom-painted with the original finish and comes compatible for Playstation 2 and 3. It offers five high and low fret buttons, up to 30-feet of wireless range along with USB connectivity. All you need now are the groupies (and some skills.)

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I always assumed that having an email address starting with “Editor@” would be a blessing and a burden - I was right. With every SPAM message, I chortle, but also realize that I have a responsibility not only to the Russian mail-order brides and the Nigerian billionaires that contact me on a daily basis, but to you - the readers of COED Magazine. We should read and mock these middle-aged suburban ass clowns that litter our inboxes day after day.

Together, it is our responsibility to absolutely bombard these assholes with replies. As such, the most creative reply will receive a free pair of Altec Lansing UHP301 headphones (valued at $50), courtesy of our friends at Altec Lansing.

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