Gentlemen, this is the one to keep you eyes on. Ariadne Artiles has the sexiness of Adriana Lima and the skills of Gisele. Since 2005, she’s appeared on 20 magazine covers across the world, including spots on GQ Spain, Glamour, twice on Elle plus on a photography book called “Body” - the chick’s so hot [...]

Heisman Snub? Tyrell Fenroy Flying Under the Radar
From humble beginnings in La Place, LA, (population 30,590), Tyrell Fenroy has gone from prep phenom, to overlooked recruit, to the sixth-leading rusher in the nation. He also has grown mentally, physically, and spiritually as a person and player at the University of Louisiana-Lafayette. [Bleacher Report]

Hansbrough Out Indefinitely
North [...]

Keggy The Keg Has Been Stolen
Keggy the Keg has been stolen. This is evidently a legitimate criminal affair.
The letter from the Jack-O-Lantern (language):
Upon returning to campus for pre-orientation, members of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern discovered that Keggy the Keg, Dartmouth’s beloved, chronically intoxicated mascot, was no longer in our possession. Previously residing in Robinson Hall room [...]