The Favre’s are doing it again in Mississippi - not only dominating on the football field but enjoying life off the field as well.
Before St. Stanislaus’s October 31st season finale, junior quarterback Dylan Favre received his weekly pregame text message from “Uncle Brett” which read “Good luck and do what you do.”
And Dylan did, [...]
Another Favre Is Demolishing Passing Records
November 11, 2008 - 12:30 pm
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Please Come Down To The Office, You Have AIDS!
October 24, 2008 - 11:30 am
Students at a suburban St. Louis high school headed to the gymnasium for HIV testing this week after an infected person told health officials as many as 50 teenagers might have been exposed to the virus that causes AIDS.
Officials refused to give details on who the person was or how the students at Normandy High [...]
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Halloween is Dogsh*t: One Dude’s Bitter Rant
October 2, 2008 - 11:30 am
I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I [...]
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Sam McGuffie’s Hurdle Proves White Men Can Jump
September 6, 2008 - 8:10 pm
Folks in Cypress, Texas have known about the freakish athleticism of Sam McGuffie since 2004. But thanks to archival high school video footage and this thing called YouTube, four years later, Michigan bound, McGuffie is on the fast track to becoming a household name.
This video, aptly titled “The Hurdle” is the end all to the [...]
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Top 5 Classic High School Hazings
June 21, 2008 - 12:00 pm
If you’ve done time in a High School, chances are you got yours as a 9th grader, in one way or another. That first year (of fear) was so magical for me that I developed a glandular problem, thanks to the amount of sweating needed to keep my ever quivering body cool.
But alas, those days [...]
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17 Girls Pregnant At Gloucester High
June 19, 2008 - 1:30 pm
In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. [...]
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Brew Review: Old Milwaukee
November 13, 2007 - 3:45 pm
Blech. Even writing about Old Milwaukee conjures up visions of pit-fires down at “The Quarry” back in high-school.
(Oh, Iris - come back to me, my darling…)
It’s funny: I’m a big-fan of cheapo beer when the mood hits, but Old Milwaukee just turns my stomach. Maybe it’s that I’ve been weaned on the skunked taste of [...]
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The Big Girl Epidemic
November 9, 2007 - 2:50 pm
“Does Your Girlfriend Act Her Age?” tells us that “the women you date should behave—and look—like grown-ups, not characters from High School Musical.” It also explains that with each new episode of The Hills,Gossip Girls and each new tabloid story “chronicling the dysfunction of the Lindsays, Britneys, Nicoles, Heidis, and Laurens” this grown-up type of [...]
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Would You Like A Condom With That Loan, Sir?
October 19, 2007 - 9:30 am
If you live in Thailand and feel a little embarrassed about buying condoms, just take out a home loan.
Kasikorn Bank recently launched a âcondoms for confidenceâ? campaign at around 60 branches in Thailand, hoping free prophylactics will help raise awareness of HIV/AIDS in the âgenerally conservativeâ? country.
An unidentified bank spokesman explained the thinking behind âcondoms [...]
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Hooters: Eat Fried Food, Feel the Misery
October 15, 2007 - 10:00 am
Hooters? Depressing? You donât say. All Iâve ever had to do was take a look at the horrible orange and white paint job adorning the outside of most Hooters restaurants to know those places are a bevy of bad taste and depression.
Oh yeah, and fifteen year olds.
In my town, Hooters was the place adolescent boys [...]
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This Just In: The Dodge Ram is a Uterus
September 16, 2007 - 6:00 pm
The dudes over at Truckblogs (no, I don’t usually frequent a site dedicated to all things vehicle, I was given the address by a friend) think they’ve discovered the secret behind that Dodge ram symbol.
According to these dudes who like cars, the symbol is way more feminine than anyone has ever given it credit for.
I [...]
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American Pie: A Journey Through College
September 10, 2007 - 8:00 pm
In 1999, a phenomenal event occurred that forever changed the way people look at pastry: American Pie debuted in movie theaters.
American Pie is the story of a group of friends consisting of awkward Jim (Jason Biggs), Oz the jock (Chris Kline), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) in a serious relationship with Tara Reid, the sly Finch [...]
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