Geraldine Ferraro Wishes She was Black

Geraldine FerraroGeraldine Ferraro thinks that Obama is on political easy street because he is black.

Oh Geraldine, I remember when my parents would tell stories about how you and Walter Mondale got electorally sodomized in the 1984 Presidential campaign. And here you are again, back in the limelight and trying to extend your political shelf-life.

I have to say with the utmost regret, that I agree with certain portions of what Ferraro is trying to say - it’s the way she says it that makes her a little media-whorish.

An educated person might say something like, “Obama has the charismatic benefit of being able to speak to multiple disenfranchised voter groups while maintaining a strong mainstream appeal.”

That works a lot better than, “If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman, he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept,” which is what Ferraro told the media.

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Bill and Hill Get Desperate!

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First they made a photo of a bigger and blacker Obama, and now they are looking to join forces.

There are not enough cigars and interns to hold back the wave of s**t that will be spewed on Capitol Hill. Hillary and Bill Clinton are again teaming up on Barack Obama - this time saying the first-term U.S. lawmaker, whom they have derided as inexperienced, would be a strong running mate on a Democratic presidential ticket headed by the former first lady.

In hailing Obama as a possible vice president, the Clintons are reaching out to him and, perhaps more importantly, to his backers, whose support she would need to defeat Republican presidential candidate John McCain in the November election. “The Clintons are in a difficult position,” said Dennis Goldford, a political science professor at Drake University in Iowa, who has tracked the presidential race. “If she wins the Democratic presidential nomination, she would need Obama’s supporters. But she needs to be careful. If this talk of him on the ticket is seen as a cynical maneuver, it could backfire and hurt her,” Goldford said. Read More »

Daily Links: Katie Price Has Lingerie

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Katie Price Launches Lingerie Line [JustJared]

The Top 2 Things Found on The Internet Today [BestWeekEver]

Alyson Hannigan is Naked and It’s Ok [The Onion]

Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova Peddle Push-Up Bras [Bastardly]

K-FATASS [WWTDD]

The 12 Smuggest Pricks in Hollywood [ToplessRobot]

Cricket Player Destroys Streaker [WithLeather]

The Worst Cinematic Bands of All Time [CollegeHumor]

Clinton Ads Make Obama look like Al Jolson [Wired]

Moses was Trippin’ Balls [Breibart]

Hillary and Barack: When Attack Ads Backfire

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Many candidates running in the primaries are able to go back to their political careers nearly unscathed by the political process. It is already clear, however, that this campaign will have a lasting effect upon the political trajectories of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

As a recent New York Times article comments, Obama’s campaign can be summed up in one word: growth. Obama’s campaign has only added to the inspirational picture portrayed through his two-bestselling books, “Dreams of My Father”, and “The Audacity of Hope”. He is compared to Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King to such an extent that some fear for his personal safety.

Clinton’s campaign, on the other hand, seems to be about mudslinging and accusations. The New York Times featured an article on Hilary’s “5-point attack” leading up to the primaries in Ohio and Texas. From attacking Obama of hypocrisy over campaign ad spending to comparing his foreign policy to that of President Bush, it’s obvious she’s decided to risk it all during these last few months. Should Hillary lose, it’s possible that her tactics during this race will haunt her political career. Read More »

Celebreality in Election 2008

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You wouldn’t think it, but there is one way this 2008 presidential election looks sort of like the end of the 2004 campaign.The celebrities are coming out early and in full force.

Here’s how it breaks down by candidate (the ones who are still in the game) and celeb (this is a MUCH abbreviated list):

Mike Huckabee – Chuck Norris
Barack Obama – Oprah Winfrey
John McCain – Red Sox pitcher Kurt Schilling
Hillary Clinton – America Ferrera

I understand that celebrity endorsements can bring excitement to a campaign and make people who otherwise may not pay attention to a particular candidate tune in and then (I hope) research that candidate’s platform. Perhaps I shouldn’t be so shocked to hear that not only do quite a few people take note of who throws their support where, but it actually makes a difference as to which celebrity is coming out to officially back you up. Read More »

The Hillary Problem: Women Should be NICE

070112_hillary_vmed_7awidec-1.jpgEverybody wants to tell me how they feel about Hillary.

Super Tuesday has come and gone. In spite of the fact that Hillary Rodham Clinton won the majority of the votes on that day, which usually cements the leading presidential candidates for both parties, her nomination as the Democratic Party candidate is not at all secure.

Obama has won eight straight primaries, and leads the race by a small but significant margin, aided by the fact that he continues to win over voter demographics that have been, in the past, more inclined to vote for Clinton.

This is, of course, fascinating - a close race, an important decision - and I’m more than willing to talk about the candidates’ policies, track records, voter bases, etc. with anyone who shows a vague interest in the subject. In fact, I keep getting suckered into conversations about it, only to face, again and again, the ugly truth: when it comes to Hillary Rodham Clinton, her politics are the last thing that anyone wants to talk about.

Most folks who want to talk Hillary with me forgo any discussion of her career. They’d rather focus on her personality - which is, according to people in my vicinity, cold, harsh, ambitious, calculating, conniving, aggressive, angry, bitchy, and even (gasp!) lesbian.

God help me, I try to engage with these people. But at some point during the endless recitation of Hillary’s character flaws, my eyes glaze over and I tune out. Because, I swear, no matter what they say, the translation software in my brain supplies the same meaning over and over again: not a girl, not a girl, not a girlRead More »

Politically Inept? Drink and Do Some Research

Like any good twenty-something, I’m on several random email lists, usually of the happy hour variety. When one of my favorite haunts in lower Manhattan emailed me about an open bar next Monday, I did a cartoon-style double-take. Not because I’m that excited about an open bar, but because in the subject line, this one was exclusively for supporters of Barack Obama.

I opened said email instead of deleting immediately, and read that the “suggested donation” was $25 per person, but more would be greatly appreciated, and that the proceeds would go directly to Obama’s campaign.

Maybe I should’ve been disgusted. Instead, I was intrigued. A politician’s supporters realize a great way to get the twenty-to-thirty demographic to donate…give them booze in exchange for the donation. Unlimited alcohol—and sushi!—for four hours, even. Read More »

Celebrity Presidental Endorsement Quotes

vote or dieAre you having some questions about who to vote in your state’s presidential primary? A lot of the candidates’ policies and views seem the same, thus making a difficult distinction between which one deserves your vote.

While scouring the blogosphere and numerous Los Angeles County newspapers, COED has unearthed some surprising celebrity endorsements that may shed some light on who you should vote into office.

While we wouldn’t recommend siding with a candidate based upon a celebrities’ opinion, it does help to see what the un-common man thinks about the front runners (not really, but it’s somewhat interesting, right?).

“I’m going with Senator Barack Obama. I like him a lot. I respect him. I really think he’d make a fantastic president.”
- Charles Barkley on Barack Obama Read More »

It’s About Tynes: Giants Defeat Packers in Overtime

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NY Giants head to the Super Bowl after defeating Green Bay Packers 23 - 20 in overtime [ESPN]

Fergie Has More Crotch Problems [IDLYITW]

The Skanks Of Sundance [DListed]

Robber Gets Balls Busted [WJNO]

Video: Tyra Banks asks Hillary Clinton About Bill’s Infidelity [Red Lasso]

Who Wants To Be An Adriana Lima Leg Rubber? [Bastardly]

Hillary Heckled “Iron My Shirt”

Ten minutes into Sen. Clinton’s address to a crowd of 700 in Salem, NH, a man near the front of the hall interrupted the remarks — standing up with a big, yellow sign reading “Iron My Shirt” and loudly chanting the same phrase. He was soon joined by another man in the back.

“Iron my shirt!” will take over “Don’t tase me, bro!” as the trendiest new phrase in 5, 4, 3…