The Daily Shocker: Beer-Retrieving Dog

September 21, 2007 - 4:00 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

The Daily Shocker

This “Beer Retriever” is truly Man’s Best Friend. (CollegeHumor)

Former President Bill Clinton jokes that he may “slit his throat” if Hillary becomes President, thus making him “First Lady/Man.” We will too, Willy - we will too. (USA Today)

A nightclub in London turned away a disabled girl, citing that her crutches were “offensive weapons.” They should have just said, “No fatties allowed.” (ThisIsLondon)

An MIT student was arrested for wearing a fake bomb she designed to an airport; she claimed it was just artwork, no big deal. First, artsy-fartsy hipsters wore keffiyehs, now they don fake bombs in airports. Tragic. (WBZ)

Meet the Soundwagon aka THE COOLEST RECORD PLAYER EVER! It will look dashing next to your lava lamp and gravity bong. (Soundwagon)

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The Future of Fashion is….the Future!

July 31, 2007 - 6:00 pm , By COED Staff

Living in New York City, I get to see all the hipsters come out to play. Lucky me!I’m not a hipster myself, but I know how to spot them. I know about the tight pants, the big glasses, The Misshapes, etc. But I had NO idea it is now cool, trendy and well….hip, to look like this.

WTF is this? Is this guy for real? Are those teal shorts for real? Is that netted, mesh tank top, for real? ARE THOSE GLASSES FOR REAL?

Apparently, they are and so is he. And so are a lot of other hep cats living in Brooklyn and will be soon scattered throughout the entire country, I’m sure. And, thus is the beginning of “Fashion Futurism,â€? a trend that mixes bright and ballsy ’80’s fashion with a Jetsons type vibe. Read More »

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