While Facebook has morphed into a leaner, cleaner friend network as of late, MySpace has become over-saturated with no-talent bands looking for record deals and local girls looking for fame, following in the stilettoed footsteps of Tila Tequila. To find the most attractive and worthwhile profiles is a daunting task; it’s far too easy to get lost in ‘Space.

But all hope is not lost, fellow MySpace addicts/stalkers.

After sifting through countless amounts of slow-loading pages and fake webcam profiles COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”

Dip into the COED Vault and check out, COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”

Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.

From HollywoodRag.com:

A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about
Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last
week. Read more

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! Read more

New Allison Stokke Pictures [Busted Coverage]

Britney’s Getting Her Body Back [Bastardly]

Hayden Panettiere @ Larry King Live! [Just Jared]

Jennifer Walcott Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Hottest Princess in the World [Bitten and Bound]

Guess that A*s? [Barstool Sports]

Paris‘ Shaman Is A Sham [DListed]

Best Sidekicks, From Spock to Waylon Smithers [Wired]

Mike Huckabee duped by Fake Rolling Stone [NY Post]

Although celebrities who go commando are still all the rage in Hollywood, we here in the real world like something that triggers our imagination…like a Hollywood babe going commando.

Ok, bad example - but I still believe that sexy underwear trumps “in the buff” eight times out of ten, if only for accentuating the assets on display. When held in flattering fabric, the a** and vajayjay take on a new personality, filled to the gills with magic and wonder! And they look hot.

But how about these newfangled no-string G-strings, fellas? Even I, a** enthusiast extraordinaire, am taken aback by this new form of undergarment. Read more

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures From Men’s Fitness [Hollywood Tuna]

Indiana University: Censorship that’s all for you! [The Meaningful Collateral]

The 22 Worst Dunks - Ever* [on205th.com]

Tenn. punter gets 5-game suspension for DUI arrest [Some TV Station]

Young, Fabulous, and Broke: How to Survive Without Much Green [College Candy]

Eva Longoria Bares Her Bikini Bod [Just Jared]

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Week In Review! [Bastardly]

Wahoo! It looks like we can finally get back to regular programming.

A deal has been struck between the major media companies and the Writers Guild of America to end the writers’ strike, former Walt Disney chief executive Michael Eisner revealed on CNBC.

“It’s over,” Eisner said. “They made the deal, they shook hands on the deal. It’s going on Saturday to the writers in general.”

Eisner, speaking live on CNBC’s “Fast Money,” seemed to hesitate initially about whether it was possible that the writers could still reject the agreement, but finally suggested the deal’s acceptance was inevitable.

“A deal has been made, and they’ll be back to work very soon,” Eisner said, adding, “I know a deal’s been made. I know it’s over.”

Packer Fan Finds New Use For Classic Cadillac Eldorado [Busted Coverage]

Louise Glover Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

The Tom Petty Super Bowl song choices [Brahsome]

Shannon Moakler in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]

Top 10 British Hotties of 2007 [Bright Black Internet]

Scientology is funnier than farts and erection jokes… here’s why [IDLYITW]

Who is the sexiest female on the planet? (on 205th)

12 Reasons Why Jason Garrett Is Staying With The Cowboys [Epic Carnival]

Eva Longoria sports spandex [Bastardly]

Best Week Ever said it best when describing Corey Worthington:

“I once had this theory that the apocalyptic house party - as seen in pretty much every teen movie in the 1980’s - was only a myth, and could never truly exist outside the realm of John Hughes-penned Hollywood fiction. Then I saw the following video of Corey Worthington, Master of Parties, who for some 4 minutes stood proud and firm and open-shirted and cool-shaded as some square Australian news reporter grilled him about what sounds like the most epic party ever.”

Unfortunately, we weren’t invited to his last party - but next time all we have to do is check the “I Want To Go To Corey Worthington’s Next Party” Facebook Group to be alerted.

It’s either find out this way or just follow the police choppers to his house.

In case you haven’t seen the video that made Mr. Worthington the internet’s latest superstar you can view it after the jump! Read more

4 New England Patriots’ Cheerleaders Now Owned By Chinese [Busted Coverage]

Surfing, Sharks Still Dangerous - Video [With Leather]

Sign petition allowing tailgating at Super Bowl [Some Web Site]

Police mug of guy who forced his child to wear Packers jersey [WiscNews.com]

Passed out? Keep dancing! [VidMax]

Lindsay Lohan is Looking… Good? [Egotastic]

Reasons why everyone hates the Patriots [Rumors and Rants]

20-year-old chick, arrested multiple times, is a hot criminal [Tasty Booze]

The World’s Biggest Peen [Dlisted]

The Top 10 Reasons Clowns Are Scary [BWE]

Nicky Watson Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Chances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that the South Park guys dedicated an episode to it.

The government’s Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration said 3 million young people in the United States between the ages of 12 and 25 admitted getting high off the medicines at least once.

The Agency said an overdose on cold medicine may result in serious life-threatening adverse reactions, including irregular heartbeat, delirium and death.

People abuse cold medicine for a sh*t load of reasons!

Here are a few: Read more

While Facebook has morphed into a leaner, cleaner friend network as of late, MySpace has become over-saturated with no-talent bands looking for record deals and local girls looking for fame, following in the stilettoed footsteps of Tila Tequila. To find the most attractive and worthwhile profiles is a daunting task; it’s far too easy to get lost in ‘Space.

But all hope is not lost, fellow MySpace addicts/stalkers.

After sifting through countless amounts of slow-loading pages and fake webcam profiles COED presents “The Ladies of MySpace.”

View each girl’s gallery and vote for who you think will be the next MySpace superstar.
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