Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel)

Damn! Teachers really are horny these days - do any of them have the decency to keep their cream-colored pantsuits from TJ Maxx on? (MSN News)

Baby’s first sleepover: a day care in Canada, like, totally forgot that a 3-year-old was inside, so they locked her in overnight. (Edmonton Sun)

When the Big Cheese teaches the Little Cheese, it’s turns out rotten. (Gawker)

“11 Things to Do When You’re in Traffic Gridlock” (SF Gate)

Jones Soda presents: Dirt and Sweat Soda. Seriously. (BusinessWeek)

For only £300,000 you - yes, you! - can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing baths, toga parties and Caligula-styled orgy blowouts. (BBC News)

Honda Accord: reliable on gas, not so reliable in ATM-dragging category. (Times News)

Young? Single? Horny? Democrat? Join the Obama Swingers Club today! (Gawker)

Internet romance gone wrong: 30-year-old woman tantalizes a 16-year-old boy into sending naughty pictures, cybering and…playing on Xbox LIVE. (Dayton Daily News)

Mom uses her toddler to steal purses. Cla$$y. (Fox News)