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Not quite sure what the f**k a Zorb is, but they cue that sh*t, the hot reporter starts her seemingly frantic monologue, and that’s when the funny starts. I guess that’s what you get for messing around with Zorbs.

Maybe that’s just what that product does, it takes people out. I say we pull our troops out of Iraq, and just send in a butt-load of Zorbs…

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Like tequila (which is actually a type of mezcal), mezcal is made from agave, a cactus-like plant, native to Mexico. Mezcals are often aged, in oak barrels, for two months to seven years, giving the alcohol a brown coloration and woody flavor, but are available un-aged and clear.

Connoisseurs will tell you the best mezcals come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca (wah-hock-ah). To fully enjoy the complexities of this subtle liquor, go to the city of Oaxaca, the state’s capital, who’s colonial architecture and friendly people only add to the liquor’s historic mystic. Read more

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People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno - Guidos.

It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tail.

Hot chicks with douche bags! For 90% of us the unfortunate obsession women have for meat-heads will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of our college years.

I am really clueless as to how it happens - but it does. Here are the pictures to prove it.

Galleries after the jump! Read more