Look, I understand gravity can be a son-of-a-bitch. But if you’re this bad at going down an escalator, maybe you should just stick to flat ground. Unless of course the security guard pushed you, in which case, get up - you’ve got a lawsuit to win.
Some people have no shame. And some just take their crazy-ass ideas and run with them. This ridiculous version of a human being fills both categories with what must be the most absurd workout videos I’ve ever seen. Either that, or there’s something about doing leg-squats that’s way more hilarious that I know.
We all like to eat junk food - it’s good for the soul. The only thing stopping us from eating it nonstop is that pesky giant ass we’re growing because of it. But not more! Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Good Job! has the perfect most absurd solution - artificial second stomach!
Don’t get us wrong - we really like Rachel Maddow. Her analysis is tempered and even-handed. All in all, she’s a refreshing voice in a grimy mud puddle of political blather. But she has got to do something about her freakin’ wardrobe.
For some poor reason, they’ve decided to box her in a long-necked, wide coat that makes her appear she completely naked under her blazer - and not in a good way. On top of that, it looks as though she has a giant f**king Adam’s apple. We can’t help you with the blazer, but we’ve come up with a few ways she can divert attention from that nugget in her throat. Read More »
Holy hell…Regardless of whether you’re Democrat, Republican, Independent or just lazy, the fact that the fate of the United States is partially being decided by this intellectual powerhouse should be a sobering and disturbing realization. Not that she shouldn’t have the right to vote, but I’m surprised this woman can even dress herself let alone make a good decision.
Even though this clip doesn’t have sound, you just know that in the background of these people’s lives at the moment is some pleasant muzak and thoughts of buying a new sport coat - then wham! This woman comes tumbling down the escalator, top speed. I’m just amazed she didn’t take anyone else out. Too bad…
Taking a flaming shot can be as tricky as it sounds. But these Berkeley students have it all figured out…As a side note, I don’t think it’s healthy for your assh*le to catch on fire - you should probably get that looked at, dude…
You know, before trying a stunt like this, it’s best to have at least a non-retarded understanding of physics. I’m not sure if we should be allowing these kinds of people to own anything with an engine. Or wheels.
You know, most people probably think trapping your kid in a plastic car and chucking him off the porch makes your a bad parent. But I’m not so sure it’s a bad thing. Chances are, this kid is going to be either: a) the next Tony Hawk; b) the next great MMA fighter or c) paralyzed from the neck down. Only time will tell…
Some days, it’s just better to stay in bed. Especially when that day includes getting knocked out and then having your corner man clocked in the f**king face by the referee. Those are the kind of days it’s best to just stay home and drink.
Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.
I’m sure this is just standard horse training procedure, whacking away at the damn thing in the back of the legs while it just stands there. But then again, kicking a dude square in the chin when he messes with you like that is probably just standard horse procedure, too…