Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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America Rules, England Sucks!: Happy July 4th!

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We may have abandoned a lot of what this country stands for over the past seven years, but one way to reclaim the greatness of our nation is to properly remember our rebellious roots–and tell England to f**k off!

If Perez Hilton Blogged About July 4th

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Segway Disaster

It’s one thing to wreck if you’re attempting to do a crazy stunt–at least then you were trying to look cool. But if you’re sucker enough to think that it’s cool to zip around on an overly expensive contraption that makes you look like a douche just for riding it, then don’t expect anyone to have sympathy when this happens.

Medicine Ball To The Face

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This one you can see coming from a mile away. The surprising part isn’t that he gets hit in the face with a 10-pound medicine ball, it’s how much of a beast this dude must be to have not gotten knocked the f**k out.

Dude Cries On Slingshot Ride

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This is classic: Man meets woman. Man asks woman on date. Woman convinces him to go to amusement park, where dude proceeds to make himself out for a total pu**y in front of woman on the F’ing slingshot ride…Something tells us they’re not dating anymore…

Muhammad “The Cat” Ali

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Dude, I had no idea cats even knew what boxing was, let alone be good at it! Apparently, I was sadly mistaken. I think this feline could probably kick your ass, what do you think?

Show Me Your Genitals

 

When first encountering perfection, it’s often difficult to comprehend the weight of the situation. It takes time to sink in. But in this video, pefection is so f**king funny, 10 bucks says you crap your pants laughing before the halfway mark.

Skateboard Fights Back

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Biting it on a trick and breaking your board can piss-off any skater. But when the f**king thing fights back when you try to take out your frustration, that’s when you just need to go home and drink some beer.

The Perfect Date: Trenita

Fellas, do we have a hot hook-up for you! Not the marrying type? Don’t worry, Trenita is just looking to have some fun, see some free movies, and meet a nice guy. Her idea of hell? No more freebies! Her idea of heaven? Dating as many guys as possible, of course! So call ‘er up dudes, I know your just itchin’ to get a piece of that action.

Fuel Watch

With gas prices around $4.50-per-gallon and no relief in the foreseeable future, it’s kind of nice to have someone just tell you the truth–that the gas prices of tomorrow are going to be “very f**king expensive.”

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