For some reason, it’s a big drug-news day. Maybe because it’s Friday, and journalists are gearing up for the weekend. Whatever the reason, we’ve got a fun one this time.

As always, science is confirming something we already know–nearly 1/3 of people that routinely visit pubs, bars and nightclubs and use drugs and alcohol to improve their sex lives. The BBC reports that a recent study shows a third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives.

If I were you, I’d jump on a plane the second your graduation gown hits the floor. You’ve got three and a half months to celebrate before people start asking questions about you failing at life.

To visiting any one of the nine countries (UK, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and Slovenia) included in the survey check out our article, “Fly To Europe This Summer for $225 on Zoom Air,” and get laid doing what you do best.

You can take away their clothes, but don’t you dare take away their poor excuse for a job.

Nude models are currently on strike, seeking higher pay and fixed contracts. Male and female nude models protested in Italy, where only 50 out of 300 models have full-time contracts.

Incredibly unfair and unfortunate, right? Yeah…no.

Who in their right mind considers nude modeling a full-time career, let alone one worth protesting? My mind is positively boggled - can they really be serious? Read More »

Creamy Suicide
Location Italy
Age 24

Gets Me Hot:
Men dressed like priests

Makes her happy:
Milk and cereal, cats, clothes

Makes her sad:
Clowns

Fave Bands:
Spiritual Front
Calexico
Death In June
Johnny Cash
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio
Swans
Combichrist

Fave Films:
Taxi Driver
Amadus
Goodfellas
Freaks
Gabinet Dr Caligari
The Thing

I Lost My Virginity:
16, In a drive in

Fantasy:
To have sex with an entire
basketball team

Check out Creamy’s complete Suicide Girl Profile here.

After the arrest of Salvatore Lo Piccolo, a Godfather of high power in Sicily, police found the Mafia’s “Ten Commandments,” a list of rules to be strictly followed with respect.

Some of the commandments are typical and well-known by any gangster-movie enthusiast while others are more disturbing in their reality.

Read the Mafia’s “Ten Commandments” after the jump. Read More »