The 13 Horniest Mascots In The World

If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

Katy Perry Has A Lollipop Stuck In Her Cleavage

Nicole Kidman Nipple Slip Pictures

Jessica Simpson’s New Lips Make Her Look Like A Fish

76ers Dancers Release First Ever Swimsuit Calendar

New Candice Swanepoel Beach Photos

The Top 50 Hottest Hollywood Babes Under 25

Hilary Duff See Through Shirt

Sarah Palin Is A PC

They’re Making an Iron Chef Video Game?!

Jay-Z/Coldplay Mash-up “Viva La Hova“

I Want To Be A Cheerleader Too!

Swimming Fully Clothed - Weirdest PG-Rated Fetish Ever?

Why You Should Get a Guitar

Gentlemen, this is the one to keep you eyes on. Ariadne Artiles has the sexiness of Adriana Lima and the skills of Gisele. Since 2005, she’s appeared on 20 magazine covers across the world, including spots on GQ Spain, Glamour, twice on Elle plus on a photography book called “Body” - the chick’s so hot it burns. And we’re betting on her going big. So…what’s up, Sports Illustrated?

Click to see Ariadne Artiles’ full “Week That Was” gallery!

Friday, November 7th, 2008

60 Sexy SideBoobs

We here at COED, like you - wherever the hell you are - never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra - but way, way sexier.

College Football Week Eleven: Cheerleader Edition

Following in the footsteps of this week’s historic Election Day, the college football rankings could also see a major shakeup at the top. With two major undefeateds lead by majorly hot cheerleaders facing tough competition this week, who will demonstrate that they are the best?  Alabama does battle in the den of the defending national champion Tigers, while the Red Raiders try to continue their in-state streak against the one-loss Cowboys.  Moving to the second weekend of November, get ready for the action and intensity to rise, as the game temperature and cheer outfits begin to drop off.

Is Jay-Z Turning Into Steve Urkel?

Remember back in the day - you know, like ‘97 - when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

How To Cheat: Not That You Should, But Here’s How You Could

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it - at least until she catches you between the sheets with her sister.

Miss COED: Tricia Helfer

Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy. Luckily for you, we’ve got the hottest pictures from all over, right here for your Helfer-viewing pleasure.

Time is Running Out In Our Eagles of Death Metal Giveaway

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams).

Facebooking The 2008 Heisman Trophy Candidates

With eleven weeks down and seven weeks to play in the 2008 college football season, America is getting a clearer picture on who will be in the final running for this year’s Heisman trophy. And what could be better than friending whoever takes the title this year? Not that much. So to give you the opportunity, we scoured the net for Heisman Trophy watch-lists, ran their names through Facebook.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Smokin’ Hotties

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Caitlin Davis Complete Web Picture Gallery

Sometimes being beautiful doesn’t get you everything, a lesson 18-year-old Caitlin Davis learned the hard way this week after getting booted from the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for pictures found on Facebook of her covering a passed-out-drunk friend in Sharpie with things like “I’m a Jew,” “Penis” and multiple swastikas.

Smokin’ Presidents

We here at COED are big fans of tobacco. Yeah, we know it’s bad for you - really, really bad for you. But it’s good for the soul, damnit. Which is why we were so happy to hear rumors that Barack Obama has been smoking like a chimney over the past couple of months, despite trying to kick the habit at the beginning of his Presidential bid.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Be The Most Overpaid

Every year, there are plenty of NBA players that collect giant paychecks that don’t deserve to be paid anywhere near what the bottom line says on their tax return.  But let’s face it, the NBA Players Association knows what its doing.  Here we will take a look at the Top 5 players we expect to be the most overpaid players of the season.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS!

Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.

Hottest Hollywood O(bama) Faces

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama. There’s so many hotties getting out the vote for this guy, the list is practically the entire population of Hollywood. Luckily for you, we’ve narrowed it down to the Hottest Hollywood O-Faces from this election. (Sorry Rosie O’Donnell.)

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior. If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire. Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Pretty Pretty Promo Girls

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements - it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everything from booze to car mufflers, these ‘Promo Girls’ are like a sexy slice of corporate heaven for you to feast your eyes upon. Enjoy.

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 27th - November 3rd

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Sex Terrorism at Union College

I heard this really f**ked up story while I was at the game getting loaded. Apparently, some chick on our campus had a bad break with her boyfriend and schemed up a way to get the poor dude back. This chick actually convinced her friend with herpes to seduce the poor guy into unprotected sex. What an evil bitch! Honestly, who uses their friend as a biological weapon to give someone an STD?

The Girls of Texas Tech / Texas Weekend

Halloween Weekend was hard on Colt McCoy’s Texas Longhorns. After being PWND in the first half by Graham Harrell and the Tech Red Raiders, McCoy led a second half comeback vaulting Texas into the lead with less than 90 seconds to go.  As remarkable as it was, it was not remarkable enough.  The Horns were PWND yet again in the final seconds with Harrell’s phenomenal touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree, sealing the deal for the Raiders victory.

The 10 Sexiest Jessica Biel Videos Ever

From her Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments to our JB Boob Tribute, we loves us some Jessica Biel here at COED. And despite her arrogant claim that she’s too hot for Hollywood, there are still few actresses that can hold a candle to this busty brunette bombshell… at least in the looks department. Rumors are a buzz that Ms. Biel will be donning little more than her birthday suit in an upcoming flick. But until then, The Top 10 Hottest Jessica Biel Videos of All Time will have to suffice.

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Remember back in the day - you know, like ‘97 - when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

In this recent photo of Jay-Z we see Hova trying to pull off a new look we are dubbing, The Urkel. It might just be the glasses and the geeky look he has on his face, but it seems like Jay-Z is trying to bring mid-90’s family sitcom nerdiness into style. That’s all cool with us. But if he starts snorting when he laughs, that’s where we draw the line.

Jay-Z Supports Obama with Free Shows

Jennifer Lopez’ Upskirt Marketing

Jim Breuer Explains Mixing Alcoholic Beverages

Britney Spears Chilling In The Bronx with Kids

MLB Sticks It To Red Sox Fans

Russell Crowe Looks Like Kirstie Alley

Tele-DILDO-nics: CyberSex to the Next Power

Classic Lucy Pinder Topless Bikini Pictures

Now That’s A Hot Latin Actress

I Can’t Believe This Didn’t Work!

What Is Crack Cocaine?

Reminds Me of COED’s Drunk Shaming Post

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

Pimp C of the legendary Southern rap duo UGK (Underground Kingz) was found dead in a Hollywood hotel today. While Pimp C and Bun B rose to prominence with their cameo on Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’” UGK was releasing records as far back as 1992, with their debut album Too Hard to Swallow.

Pimp C (birth name Chad Butler) was 33 years of age.

UGK featuring Outkast - “International Players Anthem”

Donda West, mother of outspoken hip-hop auteur Kanye West, passed away over the weekend from complications during cosmetic surgery. With big-name MCs like Jay-Z offering up condolences we figured today would be a good day to honor the greatest dedications to mothers in hip-hop.

Kanye West - “Hey Mama” (Late Registration)

In lieu of recent events Kanye’s “Hey Mama” has taken on a more important role: what was once a jubilant track dedicated to his mom raising him is now a heartfelt, last-goodbye on record. Over world-music inspired beatwork and gospel claps ‘Ye sounds far different than the heartless, egocentric MCs most associate him with. Humility goes a long way, and I’m sure he will revisit this subject with even more honesty in the near future. Read more

Ever since Jay-Z made his not-much-of-a-comeback with Kingdom Come naysayers have lashed out on his depleted skills and tired subject matter. More than a dozen albums deep Jay has yet to return to the level of street-smarts and high-life elegance of his debut, Reasonable Doubt – then again not many have.

Unfairly written off as a Biggie clone, J-Hova’s endless output has marked him a quantity artist rather than quality. Inspiration in hip-hop today is thin on the ground; for that reason Jay has turned to film for inspiration - a Denzel Washington-starring mafia film based on a true story.

Art imitates life this time around.

With his catalog previously ending on an awkward, lopsided note Jay-Z delivers a quality, low-key release with American Gangster, an album that may end up being shoulder-to-shoulder with The Black Album as latter-day Jay’s finest. Read more

Mark Ronson’s record-release showcase last night at Highline in NYC was the best concert I’ve seen in a while. Once a DJ/producer for acts like Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen Ronson is currently one of the biggest acts in the UK and his popularity is quickly spreading in the US. The stage set up featured the standard drums, keyboard, bass and Ronson on guitar but there was also a three piece horn set, bongos and chimes which all came together very nicely to recreate his electricish spin sound in real time. The star studded crowed featured industry bigwigs like Clive Davis and prime time entertainers such as Jay-Z and Beyonce along with dozens of beautiful & die hard female Ronson fans.

Here is Ronson’s latest music video “Stop Me” featuring Daniel Merriweather.