National Enquirer John Edwards is Full of Lies

It’s not the tabloid who’s lying.

Marija Vujovic… WOW!

ScarJo says sex scenes are like eating toast.

Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

The Olympic Drinking Game

Crystle Stewart vs. Dayana Mendoza

Radiohead Rocks All Points West Fest

Jessica Simpson’s Still Got It

Butch Female Olympians

Jessica AlbaWorks a Chair

Girl Freaks after Hitting a Bird

Natalie Gulbis Shows Leg In Cold British Temps

The Best MLB Pitcher Pranks

The Disposable Porta-Potty?

Packers Offer Brett Favre $20 Million To Stay Retired

Packers Offer Brett Favre $20 Million To Stay Retired

Rihanna’s Tight Miniskirt in NYC

Yummmm… Jessica Alba (From 2 Years Ago!)

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

86 % of U.S. Adults Will Be Overweight Or Obese By The Year 2030

Mr. Belding Knows How To F**king Party!

Erin Andrews Works Cubs Clubhouse

Idiot Tries To Bet His Weed In Casino [video]

He Said/She Said: He Took The Number and Never Called

Marisa Miller + Baby Oil = Magma

Top 10 Movie Roles Taken In Order to Make-Out With a Hot Chick

COED’s Celebrity STD Guessing Game

We now know why 26 percent of New Yorkers have the herpes virus.

They don’t wrap it up!

Despite a campaign to raise awareness for safe sex and new statistics that prove herpes and the AIDS virus are running rampant in NYC, a recent study shows that 40 percent of New Yorkers with multiple sex partners did not use a condom last time they had sex, according to a health department study that polled 10,000 adults. [AM/NY, 6/25/08]

Let’s celebrate this depressing fact by making light of it!

After the jump check play COED’s Celebrity STD Guessing Game. Read More »

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! Read More »

Politicians Are “Down” These Days

Politicians Are “Down” These Days

Asylum Warns Of Tailgate Decline

Jessica Alba Gives Birth

Sunburn: A Cautionary Tale

Guess That Sexy Hollywood Belly Button

Abby Clancy Topless Beach Pics

How To Breakup With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend

The Best Boobs On The AVP Volleyball Tour

How Does Dr. Dre Feel About This?

Nature Is PISSED!

Jailbait Alert!

Funny Soccer Goal

Things to Say to Get the Bartender to Pour You One More

Brody Jenner’s Girlfriend is a Smoke-show [NSFW ads]

Bikini Streakers

Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sloppy Seconds

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In 2004, ESPN said that Derek Jeter was the “biggest playboy in all of sports.” The 33 year-old New York Yankee short stop has given us another reason to believe the hype as he’s begun shacking up with Friday Night Lights super-hottie and Emerging Hottie of 2008, Minka Kelly.

But Kelly is only another girl in the long list of babes that Jeter has dated. In fact, Jeter has hooked up with seven girls on this years Maxim “Hot 100″ list–and those are only the ones we know about.

So what happens to these uber-hotties after Jeter runs their bases? Find out here…or just salivate to their smokin’ pics.

Check out that all-star hottie lineup after the jump! Read More »

Time To Say Goodbye: Jessica Alba Secretly Wed!

Well this just does it. When they reported Jessica Alba was pregnant, it didn’t really hit us that it might mean then end of an era of booty perfection.

But we just learned from PerezHilton.com that the Sin City and Into the Blue star secretly married baby-daddy Cashole Warren yesterday, a rumor confirmed by her publicist, which basically puts the kibosh on all our Alba fantasies. She will be missed.

COED Vault: Jessica Alba’s Pre-Pregnant Ass

I became very depressed this morning, seeing Jessica Alba’s very pregnant ass spread all over the internet. I couldn’t help but think of the good old days when “The Internet’s Most Beautiful Bum” graced the pages here at COED.

So today, in memoriam of her once flawless figure (the laws of nature be damned), we pull from the COED Vault to give you a Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.

Daily Links: 5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do)

Tina Fey

5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]

Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]

Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]

Melissa Haro - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]

Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]

Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]

So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]

James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]

First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]

I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]

Morning Links

Jessica Alba Boobs

Jessica Alba’s boobs are HUGE! [Egotastic]

Is Katie Holmes an Alien? [Just Jared]

Horse Jumps Car [Tasty Booze]

1 Hayden 2 cups [Hollywood Tuna]

This is THE only reason I still have MySpace [HGOM]

Yes. It comes in Kegs [Asylum]

K-Fed is a superstar [IDLYITW]

Jenna Jameson Announces Retirement - Video [Pop Crunch]

Popoholic’s Top 10 Celebrity Babes Of 2007! [Popoholic]

LSU Players Punk Herban Meyer [Losers With Socks]

Alicia Keys Looked Like a Wax Statue [Bastardly]