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I became very depressed this morning, seeing Jessica Alba’s very pregnant ass spread all over the internet. I couldn’t help but think of the good old days when “The Internet’s Most Beautiful Bum” graced the pages here at COED.
So today, in memoriam of her once flawless figure (the laws of nature be damned), we pull from the COED Vault to give you a Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.
5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]
Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]
Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]
Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]
Melissa Haro - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]
Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]
Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]
So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]
James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]
First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]
I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]
Jessica Alba’s boobs are HUGE! [Egotastic]
Is Katie Holmes an Alien? [Just Jared]
Horse Jumps Car [Tasty Booze]
1 Hayden 2 cups [Hollywood Tuna]
This is THE only reason I still have MySpace [HGOM]
Yes. It comes in Kegs [Asylum]
K-Fed is a superstar [IDLYITW]
Jenna Jameson Announces Retirement - Video [Pop Crunch]
Popoholic’s Top 10 Celebrity Babes Of 2007! [Popoholic]
LSU Players Punk Herban Meyer [Losers With Socks]
Alicia Keys Looked Like a Wax Statue [Bastardly]
You may have seen Meagan Good in the campy classic D.E.B.S. and 2007’s Stomp the Yard. Next year she will star in The Love Guru alongside Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba and Mike Meyers.
In the meantime, she’s simply hot enough to have a photo gallery.
Good is great - check out her gallery after the jump! Read More »
Jessica Alba is knocked up with her first child, and she’s due summer 2008.
What a tragedy!
To relive the glory days of America’s sexiest babe we link out to Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments and COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.
Now, lets get down to business: Who is this Cash Warren and why was he the man lucky enough to fertilize the fox?
Cash Warren, 28, was a director’s assistant on the Fantastic Four set when he and Alba first met in 2005. He grew up in LA, went to high school with Kate Hudson, played on the same high school basketball team as Barron Davis and graduated from Yale University in 2002.
That’s about it. Just your average, non-Hollywood type of guy that makes her feel special.
What a lucky f***er!
Jessica Alba pregnant:
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Jessica Alba is the hottie of all hotties, although Jessica Biel is right up there too so let’s call it a tie.
Look at her body of work (Sin City, Idle Hands) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s A**. She was even voted #1 by AskMen.com in their Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006 and admits to loving one night stands. Lovely.
TV, the big screen and print have all done wonders for Alba’s career, but it’s the internet that has pushed her assets well above cult status. There’s just a ton of amazing Alba related sh*t floating around the net…so we’ve compiled the best of it.
Here are Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Internet Moments. Read More »
Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops!
Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out…
The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only for her eyes to deceive her and show horrific instances from the prior eyeball-owner’s life! It’s a remake of a 2002 film made in Hong Kong titled Gin Gwai.
Yeah it sounds kinda lame (like her last flick) but she’s hot, and that’s good for something…right?
Check out The Eye trailer after the jump. Read More »
Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.
We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.
Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump. Read More »
So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.
You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.
Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.
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See all the answers and vote for your favorite after the jump. Read More »
