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Holy hell…Regardless of whether you’re Democrat, Republican, Independent or just lazy, the fact that the fate of the United States is partially being decided by this intellectual powerhouse should be a sobering and disturbing realization. Not that she shouldn’t have the right to vote, but I’m surprised this woman can even dress herself let alone make a good decision.
In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Ghostbusters
It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie. Growing up as a kid, the two cartoons that dominated my day were Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. As a child of the 80’s these were two of the best cartoons around. But which cartoon was better?
Friday, September 26th, 2008
Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday Sept. 26th
Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. We’ve got something special for you this time - instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!
I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Austin City Limits Festival Online
If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best festivals of the year.
College Football Week Five: Cheerleader Edition
If you are still high from Oregon State’s Jacquizz Rodgers schooling of the USC defense on Thursday, then it is time for the Saturday NCAA breakdown.
Check out College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition after the jump!
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
How to Impress your Dinner Date
Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table.
Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.
Tonight, the USC Trojans will start their quest for their seventh conference title, opening their PAC-10 schedule against the Oregon State Beavers. And while were psyched about the game, of course what we’re really happy about is all the hot USC cheerleaders! We’ve put together a ton of photos of sexy spirit-peddlers to get you amped up for the game. But be careful, with all these hot student bodies to oogle, you might miss the game entirely.
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
David Blaine’s Dive of Death Gayness
I never thought it would happen on national, primetime TV - but David Blaine brought gay magic to a whole new level. I thought the President’s explanation of the financial crisis was gay enough for one night, WOW…was I wrong.
For those of you who missed it, he hung upside-down for 60 hours (occasionally getting down to piss and drink water) and then he jumped off of a 40 ft structure. When he was just about to hit, a helicopter with it’s lights off or something like that, carried him away.
The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index (New Pics!)
Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever - your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see.
Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date
No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
The Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest
Beer-lovers, rejoice! Oktoberfest 2008 has officially started and you know what that means - 16 solid days of beer, babes, boobs and brauts - basically the perfect recipe for anything in life worth doing. And the Germans know how to do them all better than anyone.
While the original Oktoberfest started in 1810 to celebrate the marriage of some royal dude to some royal chick, these days the Bavarian bash, which is held in Munich, Germany, honors what’s really important in life–busty babes drinking giant amounts of beer! All we can say is, if there is a Heaven, it’s probably a lot like Oktoberfest. Prost!
Four Reasons You Should Go To Croatia
Care to explore the gift of beauty that other nations across the globe have to offer? Can’t afford a plane ticket? Don’t let the gas price blues get you down - that’s why Al Gore invented the internet!
It’s week six of FHM’s World of Women and today we get to see the sweet side of Croatia.
Not only can you read up on cultural information like the best places to visit, what their food is like, and what will kill you, but they were nice enough to include four photo galleries of Croatian bombshells. As FHM says, “Who needs political stability when you’ve got some of the Earth’s finest females?”
If Croatia isn’t your cup of tea then you must be a eunuch feel free to check out the past FHM’s World Of Women that highlights Spain, Sweden, Portugal and Thailand.
With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home - college is all about diversity and nothing is more diverse than a game of beer pong on campus. On the other hand, off campus beer pong usually means townies and that usually results in broken beer bottle brawls. Hooray!
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 15th-21st
Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer.
So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.
5 Theme Parties to Throw This Year
After completing four years of college, I have learned a few things. Some of these wonderful tidbits of knowledge will come in handy for my day job, others will be strictly for evening affairs. But it was those life experiences best lived and not studied that I “remember” most fondly - and of those the theme party takes the cake. So here are my five favorite theme parties you should throw this year.
Sexy Superheroes & The Heroes Season 3 Premiere!
Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” - that’s something else altogether. So to celebrate the show’s triumphant return, we’ve put together a massive compilation of all the hottest superhero chicks ever. Up, up and away!
Sunday, September 21st, 2008
Five Television Shows Your Girlfriend Watches That You Might Actually Enjoy
Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”
Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an expert in television shows?” you might ask. Well, I did my research. I asked around town and interviewed women on their likes and dislikes. And then I sat down on my couch and watched the shows myself. And here’s what my research has yielded.
Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!
Check out the Presidential Debate Drinking Game after the jump! Read More »
Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.
20 Best ESPN College GameDay Signs Ever
It all began 15 years ago.
Back in 1993, ESPN took it’s College GameDay show on the road and the rest is history.
In honor of the 15th anniversary, Busted Coverage has compiled the “20 All-Time Greatest College GameDay Signs.” [Busted Coverage]
College Applicants, Beware: Your Facebook Page Is Showing
High-school seniors already fretting about grades and test scores now have another worry: Will their Facebook or MySpace pages count against them in college admissions?
A new survey of 500 top colleges found that 10% of admissions officers acknowledged looking at social-networking sites to evaluate applicants. Of those colleges making use of the online information, 38% said that what they saw “negatively affected” their views of the applicant. [Wall Street Journal]
UVA Dismisses Starting QB From Team for Probation Violation
Virginia quarterback Peter Lalich was dismissed from the team after admitting in court on Thursday that he violated terms of his drinking-related probation by consuming alcohol.
The dismissal, announced in a statement issued by the school, came on the same day that Lalich, 20, told a judge in Charlottesville General District Court that he had consumed alcohol while on probation following his arrest over the summer for underage drinking. [USA Today]
John McCain to Attend 50th College Class Reunion on Saturday
John McCain will return to his alma mater on Saturday for his 50th class reunion.
The Republican presidential nominee graduated from the Naval Academy in 1958.
McCain’s public schedule has him attending the football game Saturday afternoon between Navy and Rutgers. It’s unclear whether he’ll participate in other reunion festivities. [Yahoo]
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The stereotype of Republican’s being a bunch of stuffy old men (or comic book super villains to some liberals) was shattered at the Republican National Convention.
The Republicans, despite trepidation about nominee John McCain, are fired up and ready for the campaign against Barack Obama.
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani summed up the Republican stance by comparing the election to the hiring process. He called the American people ‘the boss’ looking at the resumes of two potential employees and asked us whom we would hire based on their resumes. Giuliani acknowledged Hillary Clinton, agreeing with her statement about how the President needs to be ready for the call at 3:00 am. Read More »
Friday, September 5th
Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.
Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.
Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo. He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.
Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today
After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.
College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition
Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.
Thursday, September 4th
How To Drop a Deuce In College
Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.
After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?
The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship
Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.
Wednesday, September 3rd
Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU
Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.
And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.
(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.
The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks
Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.
Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net
FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.
Tuesday, September 2nd
Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown
Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.
And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!
Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown
The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain
As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”
Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”
Monday, September 1th
Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1
I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw). But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.
Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.
Sunday, August 31st
The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight
Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet. On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ. On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.
So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past, we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer: Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights. Yes, you are welcome.
As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.
This is the best bit of stratagem by the Republicans since Newt Gingrich and the spooge-stained dress. While the 24-hour news channels focuse on the impending doom of Hurricane Gustav and incoming Hanna, McCain and “friends” have taken the opportunity to release some of the most damning information about the Palin pick, saving them countless voters-worth of embarrassment. Here are all the reasons Gustav, Hanna and the rest of the storms are good for the Republicans this week, very good… Read More »
Well, this election is certainly shaping up to be crazy as f**k! With McCain’s pick of Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential choice and the historic presidential run of Barack Obama as the first black nominee of a major party in the Western world, no matter the outcome, history will be made. And all bets are off.
Will Obama turn out new voters in unprecedented numbers? Will Palin solidify the Republican base? Nobody yet knows. But what we do know is that whatever the outcome, it’s going to be interesting!
Who do you think will win the presidential election?
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Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. We have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.
If Obama had tapped (politically speaking) Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney would be the VP bid to try and match her fund-raising firepower. Since Joe Biden is in, the Republicans can now pick a female VP and look (and this is a direct quote), “progressive in the ever-changing political landscape where all citizens have equal representation and a global voice.” Gosh, I wish I could write pretty like that. Read More »
In an improbable turn of events, Barack Obama seems to have gone crazy, and decided on George F’ing Clooney as his vice presidential running mate for the White House. According to a high ranking Obama staffer, the candidate made the decision after speaking with the Actor and political activist late Friday night in a Beverly Hills Mansion. Clooney flew back from his Lake Como, Italy villa specifically for the meeting.
“Celebrities have enormous power with the American people,” the spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous, told us early Saturday. “They have money, fame and a way to get the message out to millions of people–George Clooney best represents that community.” Read More »
When Sen. John McCain spoke to the leather-clad crowd at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally this week, he “joked” about entering his (pretty F’ing hot) wife Cindy into the Miss Buffalo Chip contest, a Sturgis staple with more topless chicks than Fat Tuesday’s on Mardi Gras. Unfortunately, she didn’t enter. But that doesn’t mean the party stopped for a second.
With oodles of women with a thing for two wheels, a big V-twin and a clothing-optional mentality, there’s no shortage of skin to get your engine going–or stop you in your tracks. From smokin’ hot to ugly as sin, these biker babes let it all hang out. To celebrate their free-wheeling attitude, we’re proud to bring you the Good the Bad and the Ugliest girls of Sturgis. So strap on your colors, stomp on the kick-start and let the ladies roll.
Check out The Girls of Sturgis: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly after the break! Read More »
FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown
